She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight I'm starving She loves the theater but she never comes late I never bother with people that I hate That's why this chick is a tramp Hahaha She doesn't like crap games, with barons and earls Won't go to Harlem in ermines and pearl Hahaha And I definitely won't dish our dirt with the rest of those girls Thank you That's why the lady is a tramp I love the free, fresh wind in my hair Life without care Oh, I'm so broke It's oak I hate California, it's crowded and damp That's why the lady is a tramp I'm a tramp! Sometimes I go to Coney Island Oh, the beach is divine. And I love the Yankees Jeter's just fine. I follow rounders and park She sings every line. That's why the lady is a tramp. I love a prizefight That isn't a fake No fakes And I love to rowboat with you and your wife in Central Park lake. Hahaha She goes to the opera, and stays wide awake. Yes I do. That's why this lady is a tramp. She likes the green Green Grass Grass Under her shoes. What can I lose? Cause I got no dough Oh no? I'm all alone When I'm doing my hair That's why the lady is a tramp Go Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Arubu dubu dubu dubu bop bop ba ba ba ba du rabidaday I love your free, fresh I love your handkerchief in my hair Life without care Oh my god But I'm so broke It's oak Hates California, it's so cold, and it's damp That's why the lady is a tramp That's why this lady is a tramp That's why the lady is a tramp