Lyrics:Bernie Taupin Music:Elton John I was justified when I was five Raising cane, I spit in your eye Times are changing, now the poor get fat But the fever's gonna catch you when the ***** gets back Eat meat on Friday that's alright Even like steak on a Saturday night I can ***** the best at your social do's I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue I'm a *****, I'm a ***** Oh the ***** is back Stone cold sober as a matter of fact I can *****, I can ***** `Cause I'm better than you It's the way that I move The things that I do I entertain by picking brains Sell my soul by dropping names I don't like those, my God, what's that Oh it's full of nasty habits when the ***** gets back