Anyone, anyone, anyone who's anyone is here Anyone, anyone, anyone who's anyone is here From London's West End to the Great White Way I discovered the best playwrights working today You were wild about Oscar, so I gave you more I supported Bernard when no one was sure May I make a toast to a man who'd never boast He's prolific and reliable his style is undeniable I trust your impressed (Yes!) With his play the Wedding Guest (Yes, yes!) So raise your glasses with me; the one and only J M Barry What a show, What a night, have your worst delight Raise your glass, raise your voice and cheer All of London is here And a toast to his wife and their perfect life Happy to be; Happy to be here Just listen to those cheers Even though I haven't had a new idea in years I need to find the spark inside To lead me somewhere new if I can somehow turn this all around I'd turn my whole world upside down James, are you feeling alright? Get yourself together All of London's here tonight Try, at least to be the man whose worthy of his fame Tonight they're here to celebrate your name Let's drink Champagne Is this all I am? (What a show, what a night, have your worst delight) Have I given this all I can give? (Raise your glasses and cheer) Who I am? (And a toast to his wife and their perfect life) Is this the life I want to live? (All of London Is--) Is this all I am?(Anyone, anyone, anyone) Is this all I am?(Anyone, anyone, anyone; anyone who's anyone is here!)