[00:00.00] 作词 : SIFFRE, LABI [00:00.933]沁卡 [00:01.297]Hi!My name is..（what?）My name is..（who?） [00:04.409]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [00:06.645]Hi!My name is..（huh?）My name is..（what?） [00:10.205]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [00:12.339]Ahem..excuse me! [00:18.25]Can I have the attention of the class [00:20.647]for one second? [00:22.646]Eminem] [00:23.905]Hi kids!Do you like violence?（Yeah yeah yeah!） [00:25.877]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?（Uh-huh!） [00:29.345]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?（Yeah yeah!） [00:32.543]Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is?（Huh?） [00:35.351]My brain's dead weight,I'm tryin to get my head straight [00:37.748]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate （Ummmm..） [00:40.468]And Dr.Dre said,"Slim Shady you a basehead!" [00:43.664]Uh-uhhh!"So why's your face red?Man you wasted!" [00:46.734]Well since age twelve,I've felt like I'm someone else [00:49.156]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt [00:51.968]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off [00:54.476]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:57.540]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass [01:00.492]faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast [01:02.588]C'mere slut!（Shady,wait a minute,that's my girl dog!） [01:06.148]I don't give a fuck,God sent me to piss the world off! [01:09.284]Chorus [01:09.560]Hi!My name is..（what?）My name is..（who?） [01:11.908]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [01:14.68]Hi!My name is..（huh?）My name is..（what?） [01:17.472]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [01:19.679]Hi!My name is..（what?）My name is..（who?） [01:23.93]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [01:25.710]Hi!My name is..（huh?）My name is..（what?） [01:28.707]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [01:30.584]Eminem] [01:30.843]My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high [01:33.649]Thanks a lot,next semester I'll be thirty-five [01:35.789]I smacked him in his face with an eraser,chased him with a stapler [01:40.239]Walked in the strip club,had my jacket zipped up [01:42.723]Flashed the bartender,then stuck my dick in the tip cup [01:47.831]Extraterrestrial,runnin over pedestrians [01:49.907]in a spaceship while they screamin at me:"LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" [01:54.83]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [01:56.415]I just found out my mom does more dope than I do （Damn!） [01:59.187]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper [02:01.787]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her （Oh thank you!） [02:05.415]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands [02:07.779]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans （Aaahhhhhh!） [02:10.267]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph [02:12.899]（Dude,can I get your autograph?） [02:13.986] [02:16.310]Chorus [02:16.494]Hi!My name is..（what?）My name is..（who?） [02:19.218]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [02:21.403]Hi!My name is..（huh?）My name is..（what?） [02:24.862]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [02:26.953]Hi!My name is..（what?）My name is..（who?） [02:30.354]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [02:32.602]Hi!My name is..（huh?）My name is..（what?） [02:35.712]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [02:37.850]Eminem] [02:38.330]Stop the tape!This kid needs to be locked away!（Get him!） [02:41.619]Dr.Dre,don't just stand there,OPERATE! [02:43.798]I'm not ready to leave,it's too scary to die （Fuck that!） [02:46.930]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive [02:49.14]（Huh yup!）Am I comin or goin?I can barely decide [02:52.406]I just drank a fifth of vodka --dare me to drive?（Go ahead） [02:55.726]All my life I was very deprived [02:56.974]I ain't had a woman in years,and my palms are too hairy to hide [03:01.56]（Whoops!）Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk （hachhh-too） [03:03.113]I spit when I talk,I'll fuck anything that walks （C'mere） [03:06.473]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits [03:09.485]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM?（WAH!） [03:11.181]YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS!（WAHHH!） [03:12.404]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed [03:14.709]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head （BANG!） [03:17.705]I'm steamin mad （Arrrggghhh!） [03:19.17]And by the way when you see my dad?（Yeah?） [03:21.80]Tell him that I slit his throat,in this dream I had [03:23.579]Hi!My name is..（what?）My name is..（who?） [03:26.525]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [03:28.705]Hi!My name is..（huh?）My name is..（what?） [03:32.121]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [03:34.329]Hi!My name is..（what?）My name is..（who?） [03:38.27]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [03:39.953]Hi!My name is..（huh?）My name is..（what?） [03:43.401]My name is..{scratches Slim Shady