[ti:my name is] [ar:eminem] [00:00.00](ˇ?ˇ)~eminem-MY NAME IS [00:01.492]Hi!My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?) [00:03.444]My name is..{scratches}Slim Shady [00:06.518]Hi!My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?) [00:09.868]My name is..{scratches}Slim Shady [00:14.675]Ahem..excuse me! [00:15.867]Can I have the attention of the class [00:20.553]for one second? [00:21.93]Eminem] [00:21.928]Hi kids!Do you like violence?(Yeah yeah yeah!) [00:26.99]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?(Uh-huh!) [00:29.401]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?(Yeah yeah!) [00:31.945]Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is?(Huh?) [00:34.941]My brain's dead weight,I'm tryin to get my head straight [00:37.273]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) [00:40.949]And Dr.Dre said,"Slim Shady you a basehead!" [00:42.621]Uh-uhhh!"So why's your face red?Man you wasted!" [00:45.589]Well since age twelve,I've felt like I'm someone else [00:48.773]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt [00:51.945]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off [00:54.477]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:57.560]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass [01:00.306]faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast [01:02.850]C'mere slut!(Shady,wait a minute,that's my girl dog!) [01:05.812]I don't give a fuck,God sent me to piss the world off! [01:08.528]Eminem] [01:08.764]Hi!My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?) [01:11.718]My name is..{scratches}Slim Shady [01:14.116]Hi!My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?) [01:17.438]My name is..{scratches}Slim Shady [01:19.940]Hi!My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?) [01:23.52]My name is..{scratches}Slim Shady [01:24.428]Hi!My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?) [01:28.620]My name is..{scratches}Slim Shady [01:30.36]My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high [01:32.648]The only problem was my English teacher was a guy [01:36.620]I smacked him in his face with an eraser,chased him with a stapler [01:39.616]Walked in the strip club,had my jacket zipped up [01:42.463]Flashed the bartender,then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...) [01:49.99]Extraterrestrial,killin pedestrians [01:49.823]Rapin lesbians while they screamin:"LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" [01:52.621]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [01:56.613]I just found out my mom does more dope than I do [01:59.321]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper [02:01.607]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) [02:05.415]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands [02:07.731]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) [02:10.587]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude,can I get your autograph?) [02:14.14] [02:17.355]Eminem] [02:17.495]Hi!My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?) [02:19.371]My name is..{scratches}Slim Shady [02:21.544]Hi!My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?) [02:24.911]My name is..{scratches}Slim Shady [02:38.580]Stop the tape!This kid needs to be locked away!(Get him!) [02:41.480]Dr.Dre,don't just stand there,OPERATE! [02:44.30]I'm not ready to leave,it's too scary to die [02:46.628]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive [02:48.829]Am I comin or goin?I can barely decide [02:51.731]I just drank a fifth of vodka --dare me to drive?(Go ahead) [02:56.79]All my life I was very deprived [02:57.205]I ain't had a woman in years,and my palms are too hairy to hide [03:01.83]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) [03:02.755]I spit when I talk,I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) [03:06.627]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits [03:09.581]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM?(WAH!)YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS!(WAH!) [03:12.723]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed [03:14.958]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) [03:17.962]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) [03:19.179]And by the way when you see my dad?(Yeah?) [03:21.588]Tell him that I slit his throat,in this dream I had [03:23.453]Tell him that I slit his throat,in this dream I had [03:26.846]My name is..{scratches}Slim Shady [03:27.780]Hi!My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?) [03:29.128]My name is..{scratches}Slim Shady [03:29.680]Hi!My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?) [03:31.659]My name is..{scratches}Slim Shady [03:34.527]Hi!My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?) [03:38.07]My name is..{scratches}Slim Shady