[00:00.76]Royce: What? Uhh..
[00:02.75]Em: The Bad..
[00:03.26]Royce: Yeah..
[00:03.63]Em: The Evil..
[00:04.31]Royce: Right, yo
[00:04.82]Em: put em together
[00:05.82]
[00:07.76]Chorus: Royce the 5-9 & Eminem
[00:09.13]Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip
[00:13.07]Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit
[00:15.39]If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew
[00:17.88]Royce: Yo..
[00:18.64]Both: I'm just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do
[00:20.70]Eminem:
[00:20.89]I am bored!!!!!
[00:21.63]I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders
[00:24.13]Ate hors d'oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers {crash sound}
[00:26.57]Let you inhale the glock smell, while I'm rippin your wallet off
[00:29.64]and slippin a Molotov in your Cocktail
[00:31.69]Burnin your contracts, punch your A&R in the face {punch sound}
[00:34.31]Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts
[00:36.57]I'm on some shook shit, if it's missin I took it
[00:39.32]Nurse look at this straightjacket, it's crooked!
[00:41.13]I go to jail and murder you from a cell
[00:44.20]Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail
[00:46.70]So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head
[00:49.63]when the rest of his body's still alive RUNNIN?
[00:52.00]Royce:
[00:52.51]Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by
[00:54.82]So when you see the black 500  hide from it
[00:57.07]For every hundred MC's rhymin about birds
[00:58.70]
[00:59.89]only about two-thirds'd really set it without words
[01:01.76]
[01:02.57]Yo you ain't a thug, I can make you bitch up
[01:04.95]Pick the fifth up, cock, spit, you would swear it's rainin slugs
[01:08.26]I'm the hottest shit in the industry
[01:09.94]I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me
[01:13.07]You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast
[01:15.07]
[01:15.57]The Bad and Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half
[01:18.00]You know how a thug in this shit'll end up
[01:20.14]
[01:21.13]Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up
[01:27.13]I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up
[01:31.44]Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up
[01:33.76]Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title
[01:36.01]
[01:36.82]You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible
[01:38.95]
[01:39.82]Chorus: Royce the 5-9 & Eminem
[01:40.69]Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip
[01:44.45]Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit
[01:45.32]If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew
[01:47.07]
[01:49.32]Royce: Yo..
[01:50.32]Both: I'm just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do
[01:52.57]Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip
[01:57.64]
[01:59.07]Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit
[01:59.96]If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew
[02:02.46]Royce: Yo..
[02:03.02]Both: I'm just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do
[02:04.77]Eminem:
[02:05.21]Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated
[02:05.52]it takes six minutes to get applause
[02:05.83]And by the time you all catch on, I'ma end your career
[02:06.21]and walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!
[02:07.64]I'll throw you off of ten floors .. *AHHHHHHH*
[02:08.27]Pull a fuckin headache outta my head, and put it in yours
[02:11.46]I'm indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores
[02:13.21]to go outdoors and do some in-stores
[02:13.90]This bitch wanted to blow me, I said, "It oughta happen.
[02:16.46]
[02:18.59]You swallow cum bitch?" "No, but I brought a napkin"
[02:20.90]
[02:21.46]Gettin skullie while I'm autographin
[02:22.71]
[02:23.64]Got my daughter laughin cause I sent her mother whitewater raftin
[02:25.96]I'm not a fact, I'ma proven fear
[02:27.65]Mr. Rogers blocked up my U-haul screamin,
[02:29.14]
[02:30.46]"Wait, wait, wait.. you ain't movin here!"
[02:31.15]Lorena Bobbitt, c'mere, want a souveneir?
[02:31.34]I've been high as fuck, since I was a juvi-neer
[02:31.71]Juvenile? Same difference -- I need some 'caine
[02:31.96]cause I ain't sniffed since I woke up the seven slain infants
[02:32.40]my
[02:32.83]I won't stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz'
[02:33.21]Royce:
[02:33.27]Walkin in swamp water with an M-16, out for the blood
[02:34.90]Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug
[02:35.65]To break braces, you say grace and make faces
[02:35.96]I'll display hate and break you in eight places
[02:36.33]Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff
[02:36.58]Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin your hand off
[02:36.90]Dancin with the Devil leadin - I won't die, I'm never leavin
[02:37.34]I pledge allegiance to forever breathin
[02:38.40]Street niggaz with nuts, what? My meat's bigger
[02:39.15]Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers
[02:40.36]with a deathwish, thinkin I'm the nigga to mess with
[02:41.17]Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace
[02:42.48]For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil
[02:43.54]A follower never had heart, he just loyal
[02:45.04]Thugs is glass doors, I see through em, put the heat to em
[02:45.92]Be careful you might get what you ask for
[02:46.23]Chorus: Royce the 5-9 & Eminem
[02:46.85]Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip
[02:47.73]Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit
[02:48.23]If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew
[02:50.54]Royce: Yo..
[02:51.05]Both: I'm just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do
[02:51.48]Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip
[02:51.92]Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit
[02:52.29]If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew
[02:52.98]Royce: Yo..
[02:53.35]Both: I'm just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do
[02:55.79]Em:
[02:56.04]The Bad.. the Evil..
[02:56.92]The Bad.. the Evil.