[00:04.36]Hi!
[00:05.68]Original bad boy on the case, cover your face
[00:08.11]Came in the place blowed, and sprayed puffy with mase
[00:10.74]I laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smelly
[00:13.61]Eminem starts with e, better check the spelling
[00:15.99]With a capital, somebody grab me a snapple
[00:18.17]I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adams apple
[00:20.99]Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure
[00:23.24]That my mother did it, but the bitch wont admit it was her
[00:25.67]I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
[00:28.42]And said, Im ready now bitch - aint you feelin these kicks cunt?
[00:31.24]The world aint ready for me yet, I can tell
[00:33.36]Ill probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell
[00:35.62]Im sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs
[00:37.83]And Im hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns
[00:40.77]I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
[00:43.15]And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it
[00:46.15]（yuck!） hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet
[00:48.96]If yall dont like me, you can suck my dick til you numb it
[00:51.70]And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it
[00:53.89]Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I dont feel it
[00:56.26]eminem
[00:56.45]Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
[00:58.89]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
[01:01.33]Is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? ha?
[01:03.70]Is fuckin crazy -- hello, hi!
[01:06.14]Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
[01:08.45]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
[01:11.14]Is fuckin crazy -- do you hear me?
[01:13.57]Is fuckin crazy
[01:15.45]Im ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin
[01:18.39]Im eminem, youre a fag in a womens gym
[01:20.70]Im slim, the shady is really a fake alias
[01:22.95]To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens
[01:25.39]A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium
[01:28.70]Than a maniac saudi arabian
[01:30.01]
[01:31.17]A highly combustible head, spazmatic
[01:33.29]Strapped to a kraftmatic adjustable bed
[01:35.54]Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
[01:37.98]I flatlined jumped up and ran from the mortician
[01:40.86]High speed, iv full of thai weed
[01:43.04]Lookin chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese
[01:45.67]Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians
[01:48.04]Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins
[01:50.54]I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends
[01:53.79]On if I keep on killin my girlfriends
[01:56.17]Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
[01:58.67]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
[02:01.04]Is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? ha?
[02:03.86]Is fuckin crazy -- listen!!
[02:05.29]Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
[02:08.48]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
[02:11.23]Is fuckin crazy -- you hear me?
[02:13.98]Is fuckin crazy
[02:15.67]Last night I o.d.d on rush, mushrooms and dust
[02:18.04]And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed
[02:20.74]Im an alcoholic and thats all I can say
[02:22.92]I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play
[02:25.61]I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day
[02:27.92]Of tylenol 3, and talk about how violent Ill be （rrarrrrh）
[02:30.99]Give me eleven excederin my headll spin
[02:32.67]Medicinell get me revvin like a 747 jet engine
[02:35.23]Scratched my balls til I shredded skin
[02:37.73]Doctor, check this rash, look how red its been
[02:40.42]Its probably aids! forget it then
[02:42.17]I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
[02:44.49]That dont even make sense, like dykes usin dildos
[02:45.55]So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats
[02:48.05]And pick up this slim shady shit thats on rawkus
[02:50.67]Somethin somethin somethin, somethin I get weeded
[02:53.42]My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldnt read it
[02:56.42]Damn!