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Are we supposed to shut up or talk...I'll cut your butt up and walk |
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Around with my ass showing all over the ****in town |
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....Then you get done up in chalk |
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Yo |
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We ready...we ready .. we ready.. we ready ? |
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Ready to hold it steady....Speakin of hold it steady |
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You can hold my **** steady and then |
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I can stick my **** in you like a machette...If you're a girl |
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If you're a girl then you're my world...And I will kill anybody |
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That means... you, her or him |
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It doesnt matter cause I'm Eminem |
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And I'm Slim...I'm also slim and your future's Whim |
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Ha ha....don't stop |
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D-12 y'all...yea we bust it off the top |
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We get in that ass Preparation-H style |
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Knock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo!) |
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Everybody tryina tell us to wait now |
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You look dumb as ****...Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha) |
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Tryin to dance around |
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How the **** it feel lock in hand set now |
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Sever your style .. Divide and Parish |
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Part ish...when my cart is bustin thru this |
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Wassup to Bizarre Kid |
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Targets get hit and liftoff |
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Here it is we bout to rip off |
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Lick shots...no time...we gettin **** snot |
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Emzy |
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Speakin of lift off |
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I'm blastin off...your ass is soft...so I'm startin to jack off |
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Cuz I'm so horny...and your lyrics are so corny |
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That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning |
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Or too early...wait a minute there goes Shirley |
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The girly I ****ed last year when her hair was curly |
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Couldn't remember it cuz I was Infinite |
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And I met Ken Kaniff in Connecticut |
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He said his predicates and pronouns and wanted to throw down |
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And he said “I like you”...and then he walked up and said “Let me snake bite you” |
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And I said hell no...kicked him with my shell toe |
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Gave him a elbow...Ayo Proof ...go |
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Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2 |
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What you wanna get done to |
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Your chest plate...eradicate |
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Get your flesh ate...easily done..Here it is |
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Freestyle...no need to write ****...cuz when we write **** |
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Y'all like to buy ****...that why street light up when we write stuff |
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It's time to be the champions at this...it's D-12 |
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1-2 True crew...Slim Shady and Big Proof |
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Knockin over igloos in Alaska when we blast ya |
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A ******** creator, one time for data |
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Darker than Vader...go anybody hot as the Equator |
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It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us |
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Girls wanna blow us like Monica....Lewinsky |
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Come against me |
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Go and see I'm an invincible MC |
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If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me |
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That you're ****r than me...which we'll hope |
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You would hope to be....but hopefully I will rock globaly |
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And nationwide...thats why my ass is wide |
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Thats why your ass just died on the passenger side |
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Like a ****in ride...when it got shot up by a drive-by |
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When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries |
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And still missed it |
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I got a ****in' mental illness a gentle stillness |
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Violence...complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle |
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What I need is to do...what is need is smoke weed and brew |
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And......smoke brew ? You don't smoke brew |
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If you do I'll choke you and then I guarantee I'll out smoke you |
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You're crew's a joke too and I can stick my **** in a ***** and poke you |
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Stick it in there....rock with my **** on sky rock |
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Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock) |
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Get..(get) yeah we come to rock....(it) |
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So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop....(****) |
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Now how you feel right now we bust yo..op....(tic)....(tock) |
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We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock |
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The dirty dozen is non-stop |
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To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks |
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And men with pre-ops |
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Yo now there is 3-Pac's |
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Master P....Thug Life and now it's 2pac |
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Get back to that one...here goes the rhyme that you dropped |
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The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP |
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In high tops and walking around like a one-eyed Cyclops |
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And you can't see me....I only got one eye and I can still see you |
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You can even give it a dumb try...If you're a dumb guy then come try this |
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But I rock the microphone with my flyness |
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So get off my jock..get of my ****..when I sky rock ...it in sky |
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Rock..****...***** |
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Ayo...a lot of people always try to tell us...that we gonna be better or failures |
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But me or Slim yo you can't tell me |
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You try to freestyle son we gon' put these verses on your LP |
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Slow down with that old stuff....I heard the most of y'all is Mos Def |
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My LP...my whole LP...tha last one was screaming help me |
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You couldn't melt me if you was Vanilla Ice...Yo guess what |
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My Nuuuuuuuuutz!! |
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Here I go with the lyrical miracle...spiritual spirital...you dont wanna hear it though |
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I rickety rock the microphone |
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Don't do it dont do it cuz that **** is stupid...I knew it |
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I take a beat and loop it...I take a beat and troop it |
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What the **** did that mean...I dont know but I got phat jeans on |
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And I already said that but I dont know where my head's at |
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All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at |
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Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease |
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Y'all dont want none of tha dirty Deez |
| [04:29.283] |
From the 3-1 its for the three of thirds |
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One third MC yo we smoke y'all like herbs |
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Under the curb early morn take it to born |
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Y'all get broke up...put back together ...re-enactment |
| [04:39.915] |
Some times you see this...you just a ****** |
| [04:41.744] |
No need to tag it...wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart |
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******....uh oh...was that homophobic...? |
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But no one knows it...and I'm so homophobic |
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I won't even throw clothes in the closet |
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**** it...I've lost it....I'm holocausted...see my face it's written all |
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Acrossed it |
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This beer makes me wanna disappear this year |
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I'm so high I'm 'bout to die...and I'm so tired I'm 'bout to fry |
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You're so fired you're down |
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Hey....it's me...it's the hamster man |
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Coming all the way from Amsterdam |
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And I come to tell you all a little secret |
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So you can ........eat it ....you got to grab your crackers |
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{"{"}mumbling} |
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Quit spittin your writ **** ***** I'll kill you and kick you |
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In your mother****in' **** and your clit...you little pussy |
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Hermaphrodite with no appetite |
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And you ain't rappin' right but you was taking rapid bites |
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Of my **** when you was on it...my brain is haunted |
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I walk up in a place in a T-shirt wit my stains on it |
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But I dont give a damn...give a ****...give a ****...give a hell |
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Give a piss give a **** give a lick |
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Yea....live and direct it's us |
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You better back up |
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You better back up before I jack off |
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Back off before I jack off |
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You better back off before he jack off (laughing) |
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You better back off before I jack off |
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Colder than Jack Frost...smack you across your face |
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While I'm still jackin off |
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Sittin' in the closet beatin' my **** |
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Ain't got nuttin' else to do cuz I'm thinkin' of a ***** |
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Wait a minute ...oh **** she's here |
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Look who walked in the door....come in it's Britney Spears!!!! |
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(Ken Kaniff) |
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Oh....come here little girl |
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Come here little girl |
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What happened? (I dunno) |
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We stopped rappin' (Oh it's clappin') |
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Gun clappin' ...and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off |
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When I come off with the drum off |
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Whatever the hell that meant...but I can still speak wit' a accent |
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A French accent |
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Excuse my French but |
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Suck my **** touche le le poo...uhh....***** |
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Bonjour...I'm here with the cure...Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer |
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Hey Em...how you doin this is me...The Em jock...get off my |
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Damn **** |
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Yo while you're spraying verbs...you ain't even ****in' saying words |
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(THuuuG) Pronounce your words right...and you can ride around curbs |
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And bounce your herbs tight |
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What the **** ? (Yo somethin' is in the beat that keeps talkin') |
| [07:10.877] |
Yo put another beat on before you get peed on |
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Yo are we done or what? They want us to freestyle for 45 min— |
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Hi...Hi.... My name is ...my name is...my name is |
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Slim Shady...Slim Shady...***** you're little just like that Kim lady |
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And I'm in sky rock radio...the shadiest bro on the radio |
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But you dont hear me though |