[00:00.562]I'm homicidal, and suicidal, with no friends
[00:04.271]Holding a gun with no handles, just a barrel at both ends
[00:06.831]Sprayin' tecs at you
[00:08.294]Until you see your ******' legs
[00:09.600]With the bullet holes and the exit wounds layin' next to you
[00:12.395]******' mad dog, foamin' out the mouth
[00:14.772]**** mouth, my whole house is foamin' out the couch
[00:17.541]Jumped out of the 93rd floor of a buildin'
[00:20.101]And shot every window out on the way down to the ground (Keep filmin'!)
[00:23.001]Woke up to a hospital staff
[00:24.829]Got up and laughed
[00:25.744]Chopped 'em in half
[00:26.423]And suffocated your oxygen mask
[00:28.330]S**t, if I get any higher
[00:30.028]I'm a get the East and West beefin' again
[00:31.700]Fly back to Detroit and stand in the crossfire
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[00:36.741]Ken Kaniff: Oh ****, oh s**t
[00:41.339]Ken Kaniff: I got the hotel room ready
[00:44.108]Ken Kaniff: What time are you getting off, work
[00:47.451](Ken Kaniff: Or shall I say) Eminem: Aight, yo, yo, yo one more time, yo
[00:53.068](Ken Kaniff: What time are you comin' home)
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[00:55.262]Yo, yo, I'm only smilin' when I'm violent
[00:57.456]Got on the plane wildin'
[00:58.736]Told the pilot to fly me to Tylenol Island
[01:01.453]Stewardess like, "You restless?"
[01:02.942]"Nah, *****, I'm restful, so hold this ******' jet still so I can eat these pretzels"
[01:07.200]Forget school
[01:08.166]The other kids are disrespectful
[01:09.682]They hold me down and play connect-the-dots with my freckles
[01:12.503]I can't take it
[01:13.417]I'm tryin' to gain weight
[01:14.880]So I eat steak
[01:15.481]And swallow the whole plate
[01:16.578]And weigh myself, naked
[01:17.780]Put out albums
[01:18.851]To teach kids family values
[01:20.601]'Cause every mom and dad should allow you to pop valiums
[01:23.317]And never hit someone unless you got a reason
[01:25.695]And if there ain't a reason
[01:26.975]Make one up, then start swingin'