The Kon Artis - born liar; lie to your pops and moms Tell 'em I'm a good kid, Catholic raised Knowin I went to public school and s****es I blazed Even **** when I got ahold too and YEAH ***** I did do it Steal cars I've been through it - done that Play buddy buddy and rob ya like ***** run that; bum cat And bone hood rats - 'til they bleed on my floor mat Nasty *****, make YOU believe that I'm a classy ***** But I'm far from that, average Joe that you know Use people for shields at shootouts that I started, cold-hearted Runnin reckless, peep out your shorty 'til my neck twistin An infectionist, poisonous bug we all drugged I'll throw your body in the back of a vet Hit your brother in the back with a Tec Count blood drippin' out the back of his neck Kuniva is never lackin' respect I sneak a gat on a jet Jack the pilot the passengers next Practice non violence But I ain't perfected it yet Plus you ain't dealt with no derelict shat And it can happen' to you quick as you can think As quick as the water rush out of a sink homie Quick as you can blink Imagine if I digested a couple of drinks I'll probably black out Send a couple of shots through your mink Thirty seconds your ass better start runnin' Better on the time, if D12 is comin' When Bizarre grabs the chrome It breaks through bones, avenging homes, shoot through cellular phone It's the dirty kid from the Midwest Come in your club with more hot boys than Mannie Fresh Now who's the freshest twenty mile I eat him like Ex-Lax then s**t him out I'm keeping it raw, illegal like Malik and Jamal 'Cause I don't believe in the law, like I'm Steven Seagal Flipping off the police while I'm leaping a wall Take a bunch of Tylenol, then fall asleep in a mall I got your little son, you'll be receiving a call You're lucky this little punks still breathing at all **** the world, this how I get even at y'all Pop s**t, get rolled up and leave in a ball I hit you in your mouth and sink your teeth in your jaws You won't be able to eat s**t, not even a malt This lethal assault, is giving you a reason to stall I'm c**king this deuce-deuce and I'm squeezing it off At the first burp and a fart sniffle a sneeze and a cough Get your arm chewed off like you was teasing a dog I'm cold enough and hot enough to freeze and unthaw I'll kick my girl out, in 10 degrees in her bra