It was Saturday night and I was feeling kinda sporty
Went to the bar copped me a 40
Got kinda high and uh kinda drunk
So I kicked the ass of this little punk
Forgot my key and had to ring my bell
My momma came down  she said  "Who the hell "
Wait momma  wait  it's me your little son
Before I knew it my mom pulled a gun
"I know who you are  but who the hell is that "
I turned around man  this bitch was fat
I really don't know how she got into the car
I must have picked her up when I left the bar
You know I'm horny homey man I wanted to chill
But you know how mothers are  she wanted to ill
So I said  "Hey baby is you on the pill
'Cause  tonight I wanna be your lover
Just one thing  I forgot to buy a rubber"
Wait a little while then we snuck upstairs
Step by step with a hint of fear
We got into my room
Bitch started to scream

Momma busted in what a f**ked up scene
Shirt ripped off  drawers down to my knees
Wait momma  wait momma  wait  wait  please
Put back your gun  put down your broom

My mom f**ked up the room
The bitch jumped up with no respect
I had to put the big  big bitch in check
I said
"You come a little closer and you will get shot"
"I'm sober anyway  I don't need no cock"

It was Saturday night

It was Saturday night
And I was feeling kinda funny
Gold around my neck  pockets full of money
Went to the corner
Man and who did I see
But this super bad bitch looking back at me
I said  "Fly lady man
You got a big butt"
This bitch turned around
All she said was  "What "
I said  "My name is Schoolly baby  uh what is yours "

Before I knew it up come my boys
Noisy as hell and drunk as shit
Saying  "Yo Schoolly School  what time is it "
Looked a little closer and I knew it was a gag
What I thought was a girl was nothing but a fag

Everybody rapping but they don't know how
Shoulda seen the boy rapping to the cow
He rapped so hard that the nigga saw smoke
He lit up his cheeba and they both took a toke
The cow got high and the boy got by
Don't come in my face and ask me why
Cheeba Cheeba ya'll
Yeah it's that
Cheeba cheeba making 'em feel like that
Cheeba Cheeba ya'll

Some call it Cheeba  some call it weed
It's the killer  it's the thriller
It's the thing that you need
Cheeba Cheeba ya'll

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Smoking a J and scratching the itch
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
And said  "Yo  what's up with that  bitch "
But then down the road came Mary and her lambs
Smoking a Lacy in each and every hand
The poor little spider  he couldn't score any
They was 2 dollar bitches and he only had a penny
Cheeba Cheeba ya'll

Yeah Cheeba Cheeba ya'll

Let me tell you a little tale about Peter the Pimp
Sucker MC  trying to cop a limp
Rode around town in a couple of cars
Got gagged by the man trying to stick up a bar
The judge said
"Boy  what was on your mind "

He said
"I had some Cheeba Cheeba  cocaine and some wine "
The judge said  "Boy  relax and have a beer
You won't be doing shit for the next ten years "
Cheeba Cheeba ya'll

Yeah  it's that Cheeba Cheeba
Cheeba Cheeba ya'll

Some call it Cheeba  some call it weed
It's the killer  it's the thriller  it's the thing that you need
So Cheeba Cheeba ya'll