[00:00.000]I'm cancerous
[00:01.669]So when I diss, you wouldn't wanna answer this
[00:03.341]If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
[00:05.864]I'll strangle you to death, then I'll choke you again
[00:07.899]And break your fucking legs 'til your bones poke through your skin
[00:10.728]You beef with me, I'ma even the score equally
[00:13.157]Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally
[00:15.747]I get too blunted off of funny home grown
[00:17.888]‘Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
[00:20.507](Oh no!) So if I said I never did drugs
[00:22.267]That would mean I lie and get fucked
[00:24.175]More than the President does
[00:25.189]Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
[00:28.127]I ripped her fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch)
[00:30.737]My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
[00:32.705]Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads
[00:35.311]Every girl I ever went out with has gone les
[00:37.839]Follow me and do exactly what the song says
[00:40.183]Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people
[00:42.840]And drink, jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
[00:45.486]I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
[00:47.479]So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
[00:50.137]Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill
[00:52.380]‘Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
[00:55.006]But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
[00:57.249]How the fuck can I be white? I don't even exist
[00:59.894]I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
[01:02.096]Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
[01:04.732]My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
[01:07.313]And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?