[00:00.000]Peace to Thirstin Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth
[00:02.500]My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth
[00:05.229]I'm just a nerd cursed, with badly disturbed nerves
[00:07.809]Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first
[00:10.568]Ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer Earth
[00:13.107]So I'm here to rule the planet, starting with your turf
[00:15.789]I hid a secret message inside of a wordsearch
[00:18.346]With smeared letters, running together in blurred spurts
[00:21.064]I hang with male chauvinist pigs and perverts
[00:23.660]Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts
[00:26.400]Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerber's
[00:28.999]My first words were bleep-bleep and curse-curse
[00:31.916]Never had ish, and I still don't deserve dirt
[00:34.278]My breath still stinks and I'm on my third Certs
[00:36.947]Yanking out my stitches, hollering, nurse nurse
[00:39.576]You said this shot would numb it, trick it just hurts worse
[00:42.552]Grew up in a dump next door to a burnt church
[00:44.893]But gunshots drowned out crickets and bird chirps
[00:47.609]And it's like that, and it's like that