[00:10.970]It's only fair to warn, I was born with a set of horns
[00:13.546]And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord
[00:16.280]Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a 2 by 4 board
[00:18.946]And smash into your Honda Accord with a 4 door Ford
[00:21.640]But I'm more towards droppin an acappella that'll chop a fella
[00:24.701]To Mozzarella, worse than a helicopter propeller
[00:27.127]Got you locked in the cellar with your skeleton showing
[00:29.372]Developing anorexia while I'm standing next to ya
[00:31.995]Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death
[00:34.541]With an IV in your veins feeding you liquid darvocet
[00:37.193]Pumping you full of drugs, pull the plugs
[00:39.190]On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
[00:41.131]Who were picked up in an ambulance and driven
[00:43.350]To receiving with the asses ripped out of they pants and given
[00:45.927]A less than 20 percent chance of living
[00:47.987]Have a possible placement, it's a hospital patient
[00:50.507]Storing the dead bodies in grandma's little basement
[00:53.546]Doctor Kevorkian has arrived
[00:55.482]To perform an autopsy on you while you scream "I'M STILL ALIVE!"
[00:58.542]Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
[01:01.479]And pulling your Adam's apple out through your mouth
[01:04.014]Better call the fire department, I've hired an arson
[01:06.279]To set fire to carpets and burn up your entire apartment
[01:09.261]I'm a liar to start shit
[01:10.557]Got your bitch wrapped around my dick
[01:12.115]So tight, you need a crobar to pry her apart with
[01:14.115]Motherfucker, Slim Shady, bitch recognize!