Shady Record, ain't nobody better than you Shady Record, Eminem! Slim Shady! I done figured this rap shit out I map shit out strategically Timing is everything and that seems to be the key To my success, it's worked for me repeatedly (The evil thing! beat MCs) Timing is everything and that seems to be the key Let 'em diss you first, and respond immediately In order to master the art of war, don't start a war Shit, not no more, we done scared 'em off, there are no more Victims to sic, I'm fixin' to pick some and start shit Ain't got no pictures to rip and shit to throw darts at Ain't got no more targets, shit, Irv and Jeff We done beat 'em to death, Benzino in debt There seems to just be no one left to bully, Bush is pussy Why the fuck you think his name's Bush? Puss is bushy Ain't shit goin' on, shit, I been gettin' so bored lately I'm thinkin of doin' some shit To get you to go and hate me again To tell the truth, I liked the shit better then Shit, I could spit better, I'm 'bout to kick this sick shit again Look, the game just ain't the same, it's changin' Shit, Dre's quittin', Jay's quittin' Now it's just wangstas just sayin' the same shit It's fake and it's ancient It's makin' me so bored, I'ma just make a new language Fubba you cubba kubba, yubba yub yubba yooba Yooba can subbabick my dubbibbabick through a tooba Summaladoomalama I'm not a human, I'm a suicider supersonic suicidal unabomber You think I'm the new Osama Press thinks I'm the new Madonna Jeffery Dahmer left me with his legacy to carry on A lot of talk and rumors honest "Who's the hottest?" cidal unabomber You think I'm the new Osama Press thinks I'm the new Madonna Jeffery Dahmer left me with his legacy to carry on A lot of talk and rumors honest "Who's the hottest?" - to be honest Hip hop ain't been the same since 2Pac moved to Cuba on us