[00:15.320](Chorus) [00:15.820]There once was a saying that I used to say [00:18.210]Back in the day when I met Dre [00:20.460]I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof [00:23.490]That if I went gold' I'd go right through the roof [00:26.280]He said what If I went platinum' I'd just laugh at him [00:29.080]That's not happening' that I can't fathom [00:31.700]Eighty something million records worldwide later' [00:34.320]I'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator [00:36.210] [00:36.710](Verse 1) [00:37.210]Haters getting mad' they done had enough of shady [00:39.640]You slay me' nothing you say matters enough to touche me' [00:42.960]Rappers try to play me' they use Hailie as a ukulele [00:46.590]Woopsa a f-cking daisy [00:48.230]That's an honour who even she knows dada's f-cking crazy [00:50.850]Fucking animal' cookoo' bananas' fucking AP [00:53.530]Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me [00:56.190]F-ck around and throw a baby at another baby [00:58.740]You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up [01:01.390]But it's all caught up to me now' palm is in the waters [01:04.210]Every line I ever said has got me in a corner [01:06.810]You might think it doesn't creep upon ya' but it all does [01:09.490]You wouldn't listen man' I tried to warn ya when you started [01:12.000]Now your brains all horny cause of all the sh-t you thought of [01:14.690]Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust [01:17.290]I never thought it’d come to this' I outta just be honest but [01:19.040] [01:19.540](Chorus) [01:20.040]There once was a saying that I used to say [01:22.330]Back in the day when I met Dre [01:24.530]I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof [01:27.600]That if I went gold' I'd go right through the roof [01:30.430]He said what If I went platinum' I'd just laugh at him [01:33.100]That's not happening' that I can't fathom [01:35.840]Eighty something million records worldwide later' [01:38.300]I'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator [01:40.040] [01:40.540](Verse 2) [01:41.040]Sorry Lance' Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it [01:43.820]They get so mad' when I call them both fake it's [01:46.540]All these fucking voices in my head I can't take it [01:49.080]Someone shut that f-cking baby up' 'for I shake it [01:51.760]You're standing adjacent to Jason's last slut' they're facing [01:54.390]Together makes 'em' a f-cking bad combination [01:57.010]I lashed at the doctor in my last operation [01:59.730]Shoved the weiner snitzel up his ass' hopped away some- [02:02.460]body please stop the patient' get the cops to mase him [02:05.090]Homie' I'm the shizer' pass doctor dre some [02:07.730]I can't leave the game' I just can't walk away son [02:10.350]No not-a now' not a chance' not today son [02:12.990]I can't believe I leave for one brief second [02:15.700]You p-ssy queef all over the rap game' naked [02:18.360]And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains' feck it [02:20.880]I just keep saying the same exact saying' check it [02:22.590] [02:23.090](Chorus) [02:23.590]There once was a saying that I used to say [02:25.910]Back in the day when I met Dre [02:28.290]I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof [02:31.200]That if I went gold' I'd go right through the roof [02:34.080]He said what If I went platinum' I'd just laugh at him [02:36.850]That's not happening' that I can't fathom [02:39.460]Eighty something million records worldwide later' [02:42.090]I'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator [02:44.000] [02:44.500](Verse 3) [02:45.000]Elevator in my house' I'll smell ya later [02:47.440]I blew the fuck up' a hamster in a microwave-I [02:50.070]Think about an escalator now' steps' I hate 'em [02:52.690]Told the neighbor step away' then I just pepper sprayed 'em [02:55.430]Yeah' for every time you ride down the street [02:57.740]Or hideout' drive by my house and beep [03:00.430]Like now motherf-cker' try now to sleep [03:03.020]Lie down motherf-cker' try countin' sheep [03:05.820]And you're tryna find out' why now there's beef? [03:08.490]Mase in your face bitch' cry now p-ssy [03:11.090]This is my house' all nine thousand feet [03:13.740]So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth [03:16.520]Then I shove 'em in the elevator' take 'em to the top [03:19.130]Stand above em'just to cut the f-cking cable' let 'em drop [03:21.820]Walk an hour to the damn f-cking refrigerator' get a pop [03:24.330]While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop! [03:26.200] [03:26.700](Chorus) [03:27.200]There once was a saying that I used to say [03:29.690]Back in the day when I met Dre [03:31.750]I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof [03:34.950]That if I went gold' I'd go right through the roof [03:37.660]He said what If I went platinum' I'd just laugh at him [03:40.410]That's not happening' that I can't fathom [03:43.280]Eighty something million records worldwide later' [03:45.660]I'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator [03:47.620] [03:48.200](Outro) [03:48.620]Fucking son of a bitch' I can't believe this shit [03:50.930]This must be all that there is' this must be it [03:53.740]Fuckin-A even got a potato [03:56.240]Wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper [03:59.560]Dishwasher's so big' when I'm pissed off [04:01.490]I can just toss a flying saucer in it [04:03.790]This shit's awesome' yeah' fucking elevator [04:07.130]Living in a house with a fucking elevator [04:10.130] [04:51.130]