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[00:16.21]I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin
[00:18.06]So far ahead, these bums is laggin'
[00:20.19]See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin'
[00:22.27]I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon
[00:24.54]Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[00:26.65]I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon
[00:28.60]Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin'
[00:30.88]So **** I look like gettin' back to a has-been?
[00:34.07]Yeah, I said it, has-been
[00:36.23]Hang it up, flatscreen
[00:39.06]Plasma
[00:40.10]"Hey Nicki, hey Nicki," asthma
[00:42.04]I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine
[00:43.93]I got bars, sentencin'
[00:46.39]I'm a bad bitch, I'm a cunt
[00:48.29]And I'll kick that ho, punt
[00:50.40]Forced trauma, blunt
[00:52.69]You play the back, bitch, I'm in the front
[00:55.24]You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it
[00:56.88]Nicki Minaj is who you ain't ****in' with
[00:58.91]You lil' Fraggle Rock, beat you with a pad-a-lock
[01:01.28]I am a movie, camera block
[01:03.48]You outta work, I know it's tough
[01:05.28]But enough is enough
[01:08.22]Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[01:10.05]Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[01:12.21]Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[01:14.31]Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
[01:16.50]Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[01:18.56]Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[01:20.69]Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[01:22.79]Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
[01:23.63]I ain't into S&M, but my whip's off the chain
[01:26.57]A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame
[01:28.63]Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain
[01:30.78]An eraser for a head, ****in' pencil for a frame
[01:32.84]You don't like it, then peel off, bitch
[01:34.26]Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off
[01:36.05]And I still wouldn't **** you, slut
[01:37.48]So wipe the smile on your grill off
[01:38.54]I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off
[01:39.86]Get the wheels turning, spin, and wheel off
[01:41.48]Snap the axle in half, bust the tie-rod
[01:43.06]Quit hollering, "Why, God?"
[01:44.55]He ain't got shit to do with it
[01:45.92]Bygones'll never be bygones
[01:46.94]The world ain't finished swallowing my wad
[01:48.51]I ain't finished blowing it, nice bra
[01:50.44]Hope it'll fit a tough titty, bitch, life's hard
[01:52.13]I swear to God life is a dumb blonde white broad
[01:54.37]With fake tits and a bad dye job
[01:55.84]Who just spit in my ****in' face and called me a ****in' tightwad
[01:58.24]So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod
[02:00.62]And caught her stealing my music
[02:02.22]So I tied her arms and legs to the bed
[02:03.82]Set up the camera and pissed twice on her
[02:05.64]Look, two pees and a tripod
[02:06.95]The moral to the story is life's treating you like dry sod?
[02:09.96]Kick it back in its face, my God
[02:11.50]It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd
[02:14.36]But don't ask why, bitch, ask why not?
[02:16.41]The world-world is my punching bag and
[02:18.04]If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots
[02:20.07]Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me
[02:22.30]Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it
[02:24.52]Like a, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[02:26.50]You fell off, off, they must've bumped your wagon
[02:28.60]You must've went off the back, I'm 'bout to go off the deep end
[02:31.00]Told you to stay in your lane, you just jumped in traffic
[02:33.09]Is this the thanks that I get for puttin' you bitches on?
[02:34.89]Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?
[02:37.20]Should've sent a thank-you note, you little ho
[02:39.43]Now I'ma wrap your coffin with a bow
[02:41.58]"Nicki, she's just mad 'cause you took the spot"
[02:43.57]Word, that bitch mad 'cause I took the spot?
[02:45.43]Well, bitch, if you ain't shittin', then get off the pot
[02:47.48]Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top
[02:49.83]I hear the mumblin', I hear the cacklin'
[02:52.43]I got 'em scared, shook, panickin'
[02:54.65]Overseas, church, Vatican
[02:56.29]You at a standstill, mannequin
[02:58.75]You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
[03:01.00]I'm the mother****in' boss, overwrite
[03:03.16]And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
[03:05.17]Now all my niggas gettin' buck, overbite
[03:07.28]I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levis
[03:09.59]Raggedy Anns, holes in your knee-highs
[03:11.71]I call the play, now do you see why?
[03:13.60]These bitches callin' me Manning, Eli
[03:15.91]Manning, Eli, these bitches callin' me Manning, Eli
[03:22.45]All you lil' faggots can suck it
[03:23.91]No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets
[03:26.48]And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend
[03:28.31]Yeah, look who's back again, bitch, keep acting as if
[03:30.39]You have the same passion I have, yeah, right
[03:32.14]Still hungry, my ass, you ass-dicks had gastric bypass
[03:35.09]Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass
[03:37.32]And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids, but eyelash
[03:39.41]Go take a flying leap of faith off a ****in' balcony
[03:41.98]'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass
[03:43.77]You know what time it is, so why ask?
[03:45.34]When Shady and Nicki's worlds clash
[03:46.36]It's high class meets white trash
[03:48.27]Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[03:49.55]Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[03:51.65]Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[03:53.83]Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
[03:55.97]Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[03:58.07]Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[04:00.21]Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
[04:02.26]Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
[04:04.69]Roman, Roman, stop it, stop it
[04:08.83]You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad
[04:11.57]You and this boy Slim Shady
[04:13.76]What's going on? They'll lock you away
[04:16.15]They'll put you in a jail cell, I promise
[04:19.03]Take your mother's warning, Roman, please
[04:26.22]Back to bed, run along, let's go, come on
[04:30.21]Wash your mouth out with soap, boys