[00:00.06]Nigel (Spoken):
[00:00.55]Nick, just read it
[00:01.45]I really think I'm on to something here
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[00:03.23]Nick (Spoken):
[00:03.40]I am reading
[00:04.65]And where's the omelette?
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[00:05.92]Nigel (Spoken):
[00:06.59]There is no omelette!
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[00:07.80]Nick (Spoken):
[00:08.13]What do you mean there's no omelette?
[00:09.39]There has to be an omelette
[00:10.99]It's called Omelette!
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[00:12.19]Nigel:
[00:12.38](Spoken) Ahh!
[00:13.33]Are you hearing yourself? (What?)
[00:14.73]Nick, are you hearing yourself? (Yes)
[00:16.36]I can't believe we're having a conversation about a story that has to be all about eggs (So?)
[00:21.32]Eggs! (Yes)
[00:22.51]What is it with you and these eggs?
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[00:24.05]Nick:
[00:24.06]You just have to trust me
[00:25.26]I know what I'm doing
[00:26.10]
[00:26.29]Nigel:
[00:26.54]I think that you're out of your mind if you think that pursuing that is a good thing
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[00:29.96]Nick:
[00:30.14]Well I do
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[00:30.78]Nigel:
[00:30.95]Okay, well I don't
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[00:31.81]Troupe Member (Spoken):
[00:32.06]Read him this part, it's beautiful
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[00:33.40]Nigel (Spoken):
[00:33.58]Doesn't matter, he won't listen
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[00:35.06]Will (Spoken):
[00:35.28]I should really take these before this turns ugly
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[00:37.74]Troupe Member (Spoken):
[00:37.93]Just read him what you wrote
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[00:38.87]Nick (Spoken):
[00:39.06]What the hell are they talking about?
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[00:40.41]Nigel:
[00:41.86](Spoken) You asked me to write something, well here it is
[00:44.98]Sure as the day follows into night
[00:49.08]Sure as the sky turns to blue
[00:53.13]This much I know
[00:55.20]This much is true
[00:57.19]Above all else, whatever you do
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[01:01.02]Nigel & Troupe:
[01:01.21]To thine own self be true
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[01:05.68]Nick (Spoken):
[01:05.85]That's it?
[01:06.35]
[01:06.54]Troupe (Spoken):
[01:06.70]It's beautiful
[01:07.38]It's like good line and good advice
[01:09.20]
[01:09.36]Will (Spoken):
[01:09.52]I don't know
[01:10.31]I thought the whole breakfast theme was really strong
[01:13.42]Everyone loves breakfast
[01:14.71]
[01:14.87]Nick (Spoken):
[01:15.01]Exactly!
[01:15.53]But there's no Danish, there's no ham, there's no breakfast at all!
[01:19.26]You're completely ignoring the theme
[01:21.10]
[01:21.26]Nigel (Spoken):
[01:21.41]I'm ignoring the breakfast theme because it's ridiculous
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[01:24.54]Nick:
[01:24.70]Oh, are you hearing yourself? (Nick!)
[01:26.53]I said, are you hearing yourself? (Yes)
[01:28.37]I can't believe you're trying to change direction
[01:30.77]Because you decided that my ideas are wrong (Please)
[01:33.10]I'm wrong
[01:34.34]And this true to yourself thing is right?
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[01:36.17]Nigel:
[01:36.36]That's not just a line
[01:37.33]It's what I believe
[01:38.11]
[01:38.26]Nick:
[01:38.41]Then you are a fool and really naive
[01:40.17]If you think it's as simple as that
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[01:41.88]Nigel:
[01:42.02]Well I do
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[01:42.61]Nick:
[01:42.74]Okay well I don't
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[01:43.47]Troupe (In Background):
[01:43.63]So what do we do x5
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[01:45.00]Nigel (Spoken):
[01:45.16]Ah, this is hopeless
[01:47.15]I don't know how to get through to you
[01:49.21]Nick, the fact that you think Omelette is good,
[01:51.86]It worries me
[01:53.90]Guys, can you help me out here
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[01:55.85]Troupe Member (Spoken):
[01:56.01]You really should listen to him, Nick
[01:57.04]It just makes your heart wanna soar
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[01:59.24]Troupe:
[01:59.54]Sure as the day follows into night
[02:03.04]Sure as the sky turns to blue
[02:07.03]This much I know
[02:08.96]This much is true
[02:11.07]Above all else, whatever you do
[02:14.83]To thine own self be true
[02:19.60]
[02:19.80]Nick (Spoken):
[02:19.97]Want some truth?
[02:20.61]Here's the truth
[02:21.99]Omelette will be known as perhaps the single greatest play ever written
[02:26.17]
[02:26.36]Nigel (Spoken):
[02:26.49]How can you possibly know that?
[02:28.06]
[02:28.21]Nick (Spoken):
[02:28.36]I just do
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[02:29.48]Troupe (In Background):
[02:29.63]So what do we do x5
[02:30.78]
[02:30.93]Nick (Spoken):
[02:31.09]This will be talked about for generations to come
[02:34.13]We need a hit
[02:35.30]Not some audience-repelling death play about your descent into madness
[02:38.25]
[02:38.43]Nigel (Spoken):
[02:38.59]This descent into madness, that's you
[02:41.39]Nick, I mean it
[02:42.32]Whatever happened to the guy who inspired me to become a writer?
[02:45.26]
[02:45.43]Nick (Spoken):
[02:45.78]He finally has a great idea
[02:46.96]Now, we open in a week
[02:48.55]Are you going to help me write Omelette or not?
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[02:50.56]Nigel (Spoken):
[02:50.72]No
[02:51.27]
[02:51.62]Nick (Spoken):
[02:51.79]No?
[02:52.52]
[02:52.73]I can't
[02:54.22]It doesn't feel right
[02:55.88]And deep down, I don't think it feels right to you either
[02:59.08]
[03:00.76]Troupe (In Background):
[03:01.17]So what do we do x4
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[03:02.85]Nick:
[03:03.02]I'll tell you what we do
[03:05.09]We serve up what they're hungry for
[03:09.03]Omelette the musical
[03:13.49]
[03:14.61]We're on our way to glory
[03:15.96]We'll play for kings and queens
[03:17.80]And there and then they'll see the end will justify the means
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[03:21.58]Troupe:
[03:21.81]The end will justify the means!
[03:23.61]Sure as the day follows the night
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[03:27.14]Nick:
[03:27.47]Surely we must see this through (Okay, if you say so)
[03:31.10]Damned if I don't (Don't!)
[03:32.98]Damned if I do (Do!)
[03:34.92]Damn it, I don't have the luxury to
[03:38.66]Hang all my hope on some simplistic trope
[03:42.25]Like to thine own self (To thine own self)
[03:45.26]Be true
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[03:46.94]Troupe Member:
[03:47.24]Oh God, I hope what he's saying is true
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[03:49.54]Troupe:
[03:49.80]Please be true
[03:50.46]Please be true
[03:51.66]Please be true
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