[00:00.41]No more mister anonymous
[00:03.96]No more world that is Nick Bottomless
[00:07.94]My name will be synonymous
[00:11.30]With being on the top
[00:18.96]
[00:19.68]I can see it now
[00:22.01]I'm the cats meow
[00:24.32]It's a hit- pow
[00:26.10]It's gonna be great
[00:27.18]Gonna be great
[00:28.74]
[00:29.03]Everywhere I go
[00:31.10]They will love me so
[00:33.41]Hail my name oh
[00:35.19]It's gonna be great
[00:36.39]Gonna be great
[00:37.54]
[00:37.96]Master Bottom, you're such a wonderful writer
[00:41.57](You really think so?)
[00:42.17]
[00:42.62]And your talent is talent beyond compare
[00:46.01](Why thank you!)
[00:47.04]
[00:47.39]You're a star, you are and you couldn't be brighter
[00:50.59](Now you're just embarrassing me.)
[00:51.85]
[00:52.14]You're a real visionary
[00:54.38](Thank you Jesus and hail Mary!)
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[00:56.76]This Bottom's gonna be on top
[00:58.84]This Bottom's gonna be on top
[01:01.26]Man I'm gonna sizzle
[01:02.56]Man I'm gonna pop
[01:03.73]And this Bottom's gonna be on top
[01:05.91]
[01:08.77]This is heaven sent
[01:11.02]Feeling confident
[01:13.30]Money well spent, it's gonna be great
[01:16.22]Gonna be great
[01:17.69]
[01:18.09]Throw a big parade
[01:20.43]Praises will be made
[01:22.60]Complimets paid, it's gonna be great
[01:25.67]Gonna be great
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[01:27.35]Me and baby are so eternally grateful
[01:30.93](You're who I'm doing it for!)
[01:31.84]
[01:32.06]Thank you for our cottage in the woods
[01:34.88](You deserve it!)
[01:36.33]
[01:36.67]If gratitude were food, I'd have a big plateful
[01:40.25](Nice metaphor bro!)
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[01:41.59](You're the greatest!)
[01:42.56](You da man!)
[01:43.75](I really shouldn't say it, but yes I am!)
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[01:46.14]This Bottom's gonna be on top
[01:48.11]This Bottom's gonna be on top
[01:50.63]Once I get going, never gonna stop and
[01:53.27]This Bottom's going to be on top
[01:55.46]
[02:05.41]We are the royalty of the renaissance writers
[02:09.92]Now we're handing down the crown to you
[02:13.79]
[02:14.83]You were a nobody, but then overnight you're someone
[02:19.41]Better than the rest of us
[02:21.94]Now you are the best of us
[02:26.67]
[02:27.03]Not so fast
[02:30.21]
[02:31.32]Hello Will
[02:33.04]I knew you wouldn't go down without a fight
[02:34.86]
[02:35.72]The Thompson(?) eh? thou surely doth jest
[02:38.74]I say on my honour here I doth protest
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[02:41.43]Yawn
[02:42.71]Rhyming that is so 1580's
[02:46.30]
[02:46.56]Oh yeah?
[02:49.13]Well
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[02:51.19]If you wanna make it to the top
[02:53.42]Then you're gonna have to go through me
[02:55.39]
[02:55.86]Coz on the top is where I live and
[02:57.47]I will not be giving it up that easily
[02:59.46]So there
[03:00.78]
[03:01.65]Oh man I have been waiting
[03:02.77]For this moment for so long
[03:04.09]I'm gonna enjoy it when I knock you off your perch
[03:06.28]
[03:06.86]Oh no you wont
[03:08.03]Oh yes i will
[03:09.40]Oh no you wont
[03:10.41]Oh yes i will
[03:11.04]Oh no you wont
[03:11.54]Oh yes I will
[03:12.25]Oh no you won't my accomplishments are much more accomplished than yours
[03:15.61]
[03:15.97]In your dreams
[03:17.84]I am the best
[03:18.32]
[03:19.50]You can't be the best because I am the best
[03:21.70]I have written twelve plays and each one is a testament to my great skill
[03:25.12]I am the Will
[03:26.23]I wrote the taming of the shrew
[03:27.64]And Richard three and Richard two
[03:28.94]And Henry's four and five and six
[03:30.56]And Titus Andronicus
[03:32.06]And oh did I forget,
[03:33.55]Romeo and Juliet
[03:35.21]
[03:35.95]Well I have just written the thing
[03:37.06]That the critics are calling
[03:38.34]The greatest thing they've ever seen
[03:39.94]The people are loving it
[03:41.06]Can't get enough of it
[03:41.95]Everyone even including the queen
[03:43.69]
[03:44.01]She recently invited me
[03:45.77]To her castle where she knighted me
[03:47.67]And privately she told me that you're
[03:48.94]Not any good
[03:49.48]Not any good
[03:50.08]Not any good
[03:50.76]Not any good
[03:51.45]
[03:51.67]And she told me that all of your plays make her vomit
[03:53.67]And nothing's as good as my musical omelette
[03:56.33]
[04:00.15]Wait a minute
[04:01.47]You wrote omelette?
[04:02.88]
[04:03.82]Yes
[04:05.38]
[04:05.80]I never thought that I would meet my equal
[04:09.51]But I can see that I've been bested by the best
[04:15.17]Maybe we could partner on a sequel
[04:17.97]
[04:18.93]Oh my how the tide has turned
[04:21.30]let's review what have we learned see
[04:23.62]You were here but now we've swapped so
[04:26.23]Kiss this Bottom I'm on the top
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[04:38.36]Yeah right where I wanna be
[04:45.02]Yeah this Bottom's gonna be on top
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