God, I Hate Shakespeare

Song God, I Hate Shakespeare
Artist Brian d'Arcy James
Album Something Rotten! (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

Lyrics

[ti:God, I Hate Shakespeare (Reprise)]
[ar:Brian d'Arcy James]
[al:Something Rotten! (Original Broadway Cast Recording)]
[00:12.53] (Nick:)God, I hate Shakespeare
[00:15.44] But when I sit and really contemplate Shakespeare
[00:20.46] I guess I hate the fact that he is everything I ever dreamed that I could be
[00:29.00] I mostly hate the way he makes me feel about
[00:33.79] Me
[00:36.61] Cause the truth is
[00:38.47] It wouldn't be that bad to be Shakespeare
[00:43.10] In fact, I'd give my left gnad to be Shakespeare
[00:47.18] If I could only have one tiny little smidgen of his notoriety
[00:52.18] It would relieve me of these pressures of responsibility
[00:56.57] I've gotta make it happen
[00:58.70] Gotta find that pot of gold
[01:01.57] If there was just some way to know just what the future
[01:06.86] Holds
[01:09.86] (Spoken) What the future holds!