I hate the Stones and I hate blues Eddie Cochran and blue suede shoes I hate the king I hate Chuck Berry I hate Hooker I hate Leadbelly Alright I hate funk and I hate soul Rhythm and blues and rock 'n' roll I hate riffs and guitar licks I hate coke and I hate spliffs Alright It's OK I hate Otis and Marvin Gaye Early Dylan Aretha hey Spector's wall knock it down Jerry Lee run him out of town Alright It's OK There ain't a lot I can do about it though Force-fed your so called heroes Don't be told who to like It's your choice it's your right To choose who you listen to It's your rock 'n' roll You will find me You will find me In the middle In the middle In the middle In the middle In the middle of the road In the middle of the road In the middle of the road In the middle of the road I'm coming home baby I'm coming home baby I'm coming home baby I'm coming home baby In the middle of the road In the middle of the road In the middle of the road In the middle of the road