I just kicked out the floor lights But the spotlight operator's Shining shame on all my chosen words And my hit parading I can see him start to sneer Get me out of here Get me out of here And what started out in earnest Now seems more like a jest And I was your conquering hero Is now an uninvited guest And the floor seats are sensing fear Get me out of here Get me out of here You'll be the greatest rockstar ever If you get off on loneliness Cause it's a wilderness It's like a wilderness And the band said call the tune They're waiting up for you Yeah they're waiting up for you And you're backstage in the dark yeah Can you stand The audience commands you to Stand up for the band Well I think I lost my spark 'Cus my damsel with the dowry Walked into the hotel bowery As some junior banker's lusty conquest And I'm too shocked to shed a tear Get me out of here Get me out of here To where the greatest rockstar ever Needs a new address Call the tune They're waiting up for you Yeah they're waiting up for you Is everything alright And can you stand The audience commands you to Stand up for the band You're a creature of the night She's a creature of the night She's a creature of the night Tour bus takes me home 'Cross the golden gate bridge To leftover peas and a note on the fridge She's out leave the keys And her tone is abridged but the message is clear Get me out of here Crashing in the backstage The show's a smashing great success Thank you darling The band's a gateway drug and I'm a tragic mess But one more time the lights they fade in This song's for you my bashful maiden Whose face looked like my wife Is now as cold and calculating As a cosmetic surgeon's knife Somebody save her life Somebody save her life The band said call the tune They're waiting up for you Waiting up for you Is everything alright and Can you stand The audience commands you to Stand up for the band You're a creature of The greatest rock star ever If you get off on loneliness Cause it's hard to get it right When you're a creature of the night And she's a creature of the night