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Song 吐槽无限大
Artist YoungStar
Album 热门华语266

Lyrics

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[00:01.22] 演唱/填词/渣后期 by Zetacola
[00:04.89]
[00:06.05]
[00:07.67]
[00:14.75] 宅男们别玩游戏啦生孩子吧!
[00:18.72] 等孩子有了孩子就开荔枝王啦!
[00:22.26] 一家三代能组个五人本吧?
[00:25.83] 运气好四世同堂就开荒十人吧!
[00:29.19]
[00:29.72] 生个孩子前后也就是一年吧?
[00:32.94] 审个游戏可就不知要多久啦。。。
[00:36.24] 虽然我们现在不能去北极啦。
[00:39.92] 但是我们可以自己做一个养成游戏呀!
[00:43.56]
[00:43.99] 审来审去哪里都是黑幕
[00:45.91] 到处都是不明围观群众
[00:47.64] 生个女孩让她潜伏B叔
[00:49.23] 生个男孩让他去做GM
[00:51.50] 这样我们就能当舅舅~~~!
[00:57.21]
[00:58.39] 游戏说到底也就是找乐子吧~?
[01:01.80] 不能找乐子我们就生孩子吧!
[01:05.57] 找对象至少也要像芙蓉姐姐呀
[01:09.15] 粗腰大屁股才能生大胖小子呀!
[01:12.17]
[01:13.00] 人家海外眼看就要草泥马啦(他妈!他妈!)
[01:16.63] 咱们不要和鸡蛋蛋蛋较劲啦
[01:19.99] 搞个游戏也至于闹的这么大
[01:23.63] 没事干就赶紧回家讨个老婆生孩子吧!
[01:26.86]
[01:27.43] 伐木黑庙不如去做扫除
[01:29.14] 碾压海山不如去洗尿布
[01:30.79] DOWN掉鸡蛋不如去刷马桶
[01:32.50] 乱开哔团不如去炒炒股
[01:34.54] 补丁什么的最讨厌啦!
[01:41.64] 宅男们别玩游戏啦生孩子吧!
[01:41.84]
[01:45.26] 等孩子有了孩子就开荔枝王啦!
[01:48.66] 一家三代能组个五人本吧?
[01:52.61] 运气好四世同堂就开荒十人吧!
[01:57.34] 对白:
[01:59.59] 夫(术):LOK TAR!为了部落!!
[02:04.17] 妻(贼):为你妹啊!老娘要给法师喂奶,你给我安静点!还愣着干嘛?
[02:09.37] 去把萨满的尿布洗了然后去幼儿园接战士和牧师,走之前把法阵定在小卖部门口捎两捆芹菜回来,6点之前要是不到家老娘就拆了你的肾!!!
[02:17.44] 夫(术):可。。。炉石,CD啊。。。。
[02:24.18] 女儿(圣骑):愿圣光与你同在,爸爸。
[02:29.01] 生个孩子前后也就是一年吧?
[02:32.26] 审个游戏可就不知要多久啦。。。
[02:35.69] 虽然我们现在不能去北极啦。
[02:39.32] 但是我们可以自己做一个养成游戏呀!
[02:43.30] 审来审去哪里都是黑幕
[02:44.90] 到处都是不明围观群众
[02:46.43] 生个女孩让她潜伏B叔
[02:48.26] 生个男孩让他去做GM
[02:51.33] 这样我们就能当舅舅~~~!
[02:57.40] 游戏说到底也就是找乐子吧~?
[03:00.50] 不能找乐子我们就生孩子吧!
[03:04.65] 找对象至少也要像芙蓉姐姐呀
[03:08.22] 粗腰大屁股才能生大胖小子呀!
[03:12.52] 宅男们别玩游戏啦生孩子吧!
[03:15.84] 等孩子有了孩子就开荔枝王啦!
[03:19.29] 一家三代能组个五人本吧?
[03:22.80] 运气好四世同堂就开荒十人吧!
[03:26.59] 宅男们别玩游戏啦生孩子吧!
[03:29.67] 等孩子有了孩子就开荔枝王啦!
[03:33.50] 一家三代能组个五人本吧?
[03:37.20] 运气好四世同堂就开荒十人吧!
[03:42.19] Lok-tar 为了部落!

Pinyin

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ar:
al:
[00:01.22] yǎn chàng tián cí zhā hòu qī by Zetacola
[00:04.89]
[00:06.05]
[00:07.67]
[00:14.75] zhái nán men bié wán yóu xì la shēng hái zi ba!
[00:18.72] děng hái zi yǒu le hái zi jiù kāi lì zhī wáng la!
[00:22.26] yī jiā sān dài néng zǔ gè wǔ rén běn ba?
[00:25.83] yùn qì hǎo sì shì tóng táng jiù kāi huāng shí rén ba!
[00:29.19]
[00:29.72] shēng gè hái zi qián hòu yě jiù shì yī nián ba?
[00:32.94] shěn gè yóu xì kě jiù bù zhī yào duō jiǔ la...
[00:36.24] suī rán wǒ men xiàn zài bù néng qù běi jí la.
[00:39.92] dàn shì wǒ men kě yǐ zì jǐ zuò yí gè yǎng chéng yóu xì ya!
[00:43.56]
[00:43.99] shěn lái shěn qù nǎ lǐ dōu shì hēi mù
[00:45.91] dào chù dōu shì bù míng wéi guān qún zhòng
[00:47.64] shēng gè nǚ hái ràng tā qián fú B shū
[00:49.23] shēng gè nán hái ràng tā qù zuò GM
[00:51.50] zhè yàng wǒ men jiù néng dāng jiù jiù!
[00:57.21]
[00:58.39] yóu xì shuō dào dǐ yě jiù shì zhǎo lè zǐ ba?
[01:01.80] bù néng zhǎo lè zǐ wǒ men jiù shēng hái zi ba!
[01:05.57] zhǎo duì xiàng zhì shǎo yě yào xiàng fú róng jiě jie ya
[01:09.15] cū yāo dà pì gǔ cái néng shēng dà pàng xiǎo zi ya!
[01:12.17]
[01:13.00] rén jiā hǎi wài yǎn kàn jiù yào cǎo ní mǎ la tā mā! tā mā!
[01:16.63] zán men bú yào hé jī dàn dàn dàn jiào jìn la
[01:19.99] gǎo gè yóu xì yě zhì yú nào de zhè me dà
[01:23.63] méi shì gàn jiù gǎn jǐn huí jiā tǎo gè lǎo pó shēng hái zi ba!
[01:26.86]
[01:27.43] fá mù hēi miào bù rú qù zuò sǎo chú
[01:29.14] niǎn yā hǎi shān bù rú qù xǐ niào bù
[01:30.79] DOWN diào jī dàn bù rú qù shuā mǎ tǒng
[01:32.50] luàn kāi bì tuán bù rú qù chǎo chǎo gǔ
[01:34.54] bǔ dīng shén me de zuì tǎo yàn la!
[01:41.64] zhái nán men bié wán yóu xì la shēng hái zi ba!
[01:41.84]
[01:45.26] děng hái zi yǒu le hái zi jiù kāi lì zhī wáng la!
[01:48.66] yī jiā sān dài néng zǔ gè wǔ rén běn ba?
[01:52.61] yùn qì hǎo sì shì tóng táng jiù kāi huāng shí rén ba!
[01:57.34] duì bái:
[01:59.59] fū shù: LOK TAR! wèi le bù luò!!
[02:04.17] qī zéi: wèi nǐ mèi a! lǎo niáng yào gěi fǎ shī wèi nǎi, nǐ gěi wǒ ān jìng diǎn! hái lèng zhe gàn ma?
[02:09.37] qù bǎ sà mǎn de niào bù xǐ liǎo rán hòu qù yòu ér yuán jiē zhàn shì hé mù shī, zǒu zhī qián bǎ fǎ zhèn dìng zài xiǎo mài bù mén kǒu shāo liǎng kǔn qín cài huí lái, 6 diǎn zhī qián yào shì bú dào jiā lǎo niáng jiù chāi le nǐ de shèn!!!
[02:17.44] fū shù: kě... lú shí, CD a....
[02:24.18] nǚ ér shèng qí: yuàn shèng guāng yǔ nǐ tóng zài, bà bà.
[02:29.01] shēng gè hái zi qián hòu yě jiù shì yī nián ba?
[02:32.26] shěn gè yóu xì kě jiù bù zhī yào duō jiǔ la...
[02:35.69] suī rán wǒ men xiàn zài bù néng qù běi jí la.
[02:39.32] dàn shì wǒ men kě yǐ zì jǐ zuò yí gè yǎng chéng yóu xì ya!
[02:43.30] shěn lái shěn qù nǎ lǐ dōu shì hēi mù
[02:44.90] dào chù dōu shì bù míng wéi guān qún zhòng
[02:46.43] shēng gè nǚ hái ràng tā qián fú B shū
[02:48.26] shēng gè nán hái ràng tā qù zuò GM
[02:51.33] zhè yàng wǒ men jiù néng dāng jiù jiù!
[02:57.40] yóu xì shuō dào dǐ yě jiù shì zhǎo lè zǐ ba?
[03:00.50] bù néng zhǎo lè zǐ wǒ men jiù shēng hái zi ba!
[03:04.65] zhǎo duì xiàng zhì shǎo yě yào xiàng fú róng jiě jie ya
[03:08.22] cū yāo dà pì gǔ cái néng shēng dà pàng xiǎo zi ya!
[03:12.52] zhái nán men bié wán yóu xì la shēng hái zi ba!
[03:15.84] děng hái zi yǒu le hái zi jiù kāi lì zhī wáng la!
[03:19.29] yī jiā sān dài néng zǔ gè wǔ rén běn ba?
[03:22.80] yùn qì hǎo sì shì tóng táng jiù kāi huāng shí rén ba!
[03:26.59] zhái nán men bié wán yóu xì la shēng hái zi ba!
[03:29.67] děng hái zi yǒu le hái zi jiù kāi lì zhī wáng la!
[03:33.50] yī jiā sān dài néng zǔ gè wǔ rén běn ba?
[03:37.20] yùn qì hǎo sì shì tóng táng jiù kāi huāng shí rén ba!
[03:42.19] Loktar wèi le bù luò!