[00:26.58]The man without a tan came strolling into town [00:29.00]He had the whitest collar and he brought a scene around [00:31.70]The girls were all a-drooling as they hummed a lullaby [00:34.47]The men were all suspicious but they didn't know just why [00:37.14]The man without a tan, he's a threat to you and me [00:39.96]He has the kind of hands that you might see on your TV [00:42.52]And if he touched your woman, how the hell could she resist? [00:45.28]I'm sure he'll entertain her with a little bit of this [00:53.54]Our rugged handsomeness is no match for [00:59.35]The man without a tan [01:01.67]The man without a tan [01:04.33]The man without a tan [01:07.05]The man without a tan [01:20.84]The man without a tan, he had a walk around the town [01:23.57]He found a rollin' restaurant and entered and sat down [01:26.18]He ordered Coca-Cola with some lemon but no ice [01:28.99]He reached into his pocket and he found his lucky dice [01:31.71]He finished up his cola and the waitress thought, "So soon?" [01:34.23]He looked a little bit like Gary Cooper in High Noon [01:36.84]He left to find a movie theatre, it was shuttered down [01:39.76]It seemed like there were lots of things that had been shuttered down [01:43.08]Our rugged handsomeness is no match for [01:48.27]The man without a tan [01:50.58]The man without a tan [01:53.20]The man without a tan [01:55.87]The man without a tan [02:21.37]I overheard my girlfriend on her landline telephone [02:23.38]She thought I couldn't hear her but she really should've known [02:26.09]The man without a tan was on the line and being cute [02:28.86]I stood back in the shadows, I was fuming in my boots [02:31.62]Our rugged handsomeness is no match for [02:37.52]The man without a tan [02:39.64]The man without a tan [02:42.65]Twenty years have passed and I'm the man without a tan [02:46.22](to be a rugged handsome man) [02:47.83]The man without a tan [02:50.50]The man without a tan [02:53.16]And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man" [02:56.48](Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man") [02:58.84]The man without a tan [03:01.46]The man without a tan [03:04.13]And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man" [03:07.45](Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man") [03:09.62]The man without a tan [03:12.27]The man without a tan [03:15.09]And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man" [03:17.56](Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man") [03:20.52]The man without a tan