There's a plastic stretched across a broken window pane You gotta dodge the pots an' pans on the floor when it rains There's a ten-point buck on my livin' room wall A squirrel and two ducks are hangin' in the hall That hole in my yard is a barbecue pit A couple times a year, we'll throw a hog in it There's a four-wheel drive parked in my driveway I'm a proud and active member of the NRAHey, I'm country, I was born and raised in it And I'm country, that's my kind of livin' White beans, collar greens, sweet tea, chicken and dumplings Well, I get up every mornin' when the rooster crows I stay out some nights until the cows come home I'm dog-runnin', deer-huntin', fish-catchin', cow-tippin' Hay-balin', pea-pickin' country Well, there's my mama in the rockin' chair by my screen door The red, white, and blue hangs off of my front porch There's my darlin' in the garden pickin' black eyed peas Kids are bouncin' up and down on the trampoline My truck cost less than my champion 'coon dog My neck is painted red, by the grace of god My kids say, "Please, sir, thank you and ma'am" I ain't what I ain't, but I am what I amHey, I'm country, I was born and raised in it And I'm country, that's my kind of livin' White beans, collar greens, sweet tea, chicken and dumplings I get up every mornin' when the rooster crows I stay out some nights until the cows come home I'm dog-runnin', deer-huntin', fish-catchin', cow-tippin' Hay-balin', pea-pickin' country Yeah, I get up every mornin' when the rooster crows I stay out some nights until the cows come home I'm dog-runnin', deer-huntin', fish-catchin', cow-tippin' Hay-balin', pea-pickin' country Yeah, I'm a-dog runnin', deer huntin', fish catchin', cow tippin' Corn-pickin', cider-sippin', fight-startin', kid-raisin' Wife-lovin', gun-totin', hay-balin', pea-pickin' country Yeah, I guarantee you, I'm country I ain't scared to be country neither