xi men ding lao ren

Song 西门町老人
Artist MC Hotdog
Album 犬

Lyrics

[00:00.00] 作曲 : 曲 : johnny wu词 : mc hotdog
[00:00.345] 作词 : 曲 : johnny wu词 : mc hotdog
[00:01.36] MC HotDog
[00:10.15] 有一天我来到了
[00:11.43] 西门町
[00:12.38] 逛来逛去肚子饿了想吃
[00:14.25] 麦香鸡
[00:15.02] 一进麦当劳里
[00:16.37] 我大吃一惊
[00:17.54] 里面百分之七十被老人占据
[00:20.20] 那些流线老伯伯还不是普通的帅气
[00:22.66] 穿的西装笔挺好像要去相亲
[00:25.42] 粉亮的皮鞋
[00:26.73] 一级棒的发型
[00:28.03] 老伯伯啊我真是佩服你
[00:30.30] 但是老伯伯的眼睛总是***
[00:32.88] 眼睛飘来飘去到底在找什么东西
[00:35.71] 突然间
[00:36.39] 进来一位火辣风骚女
[00:38.05] 呵老伯伯们
[00:39.14] 开始你看我我看你
[00:40.78] 咬一口汉堡
[00:42.05] 可乐催落去
[00:43.35] 莫名其妙就开始变得有勇气
[00:45.88] 小姐小姐
[00:47.05] 你生的这么水
[00:48.17] 待会儿要不要去看个电影
[00:49.60] 不然来喝一杯咖啡
[00:51.18] 我虽然六十好几可是我有新台币
[00:53.58] 有Money*就大 我们不笑娼笑贫
[00:56.01] 就算今天都不成功我也没有关系
[00:58.57] 我可以去我最喜欢的白雪大歌厅
[01:00.94] 我说老人老人
[01:02.52] 你真是趣味
[01:03.69] 想要勾把妹妹
[01:04.97] 大家还要排队
[01:06.38] 肾亏 ** 加**
[01:08.72] 让你上完全身一股臭味
[01:10.51] 一股臭味
[01:11.20] 我说老人老人
[01:12.69] 你真是趣味
[01:13.84] 想要勾把妹妹
[01:15.25] 大家还要排队
[01:16.54] 肾亏 ** 加**
[01:18.73] 让你上完全身一股臭味
[01:20.55] 一股臭味
[01:21.57] 其实
[01:22.06] 我真的佩服老伯伯的勇气
[01:23.98] 不像我有色无胆
[01:25.14] 而且还得龟病
[01:26.48] 他们要把马子就完全
[01:28.30] 靠自己
[01:28.89] 那么老了还有那么强烈的**
[01:31.51] 老伯伯
[01:32.34] 为什么
[01:32.97] 不去公园打太极
[01:34.21] 为什么
[01:34.89] 不去中正纪念堂里下象棋
[01:37.01] 你带着那个年轻妹妹要去哪里
[01:39.39] 不要骗我你要带她去淘儿买CD
[01:41.80] 我说小姐小姐你先别生气
[01:44.50] 让我待会儿带你去看场电影
[01:47.19] 看什么戏
[01:48.37] 援助交际
[01:49.39] 还有看Johnny G的小弟弟流鼻涕
[01:52.12] yo Johnny G
[01:53.16] 带着针孔摄影机
[01:54.58] 我说西门町的老人你们躲到哪里去
[01:57.11] 想要拍下你们一举一动做为呈堂^据
[02:00.04] 老阿伯啊
[02:00.98] 你自己要小心
[02:02.17] 老人们呦
[02:03.39] 你听到了没
[02:04.71] 把钱省下来去大陆娶老婆
[02:07.32] 老人们呦
[02:08.55] 你听到了没
[02:09.82] 最好把钱省下来去大陆娶老婆
[02:12.53] 我说老人老人
[02:13.99] 你真是趣味
[02:15.10] 想要勾把妹妹
[02:16.50] 大家还要排队
[02:17.84] 肾亏 ** 加**
[02:20.14] 让你上完全身一股臭味
[02:22.03] 一股臭味
[02:22.69] 我说老人老人
[02:24.15] 你真是趣味
[02:25.26] 想要勾把妹妹
[02:26.71] 大家还要排队
[02:28.08] 肾亏 ** 加**
[02:30.35] 让你上完全身一股臭味
[02:32.24] 一股臭味
[02:33.16] 你的贞操观念变成一场金钱游戏
[02:35.66] 也只好每天带上面具
[02:38.17] 在街头撒野
[02:39.28] 像个Punk bitch
[02:40.61] 和谁干
[02:41.37] 无所谓
[02:41.92] 好象一台贩卖机
[02:43.12] 老人左手拿着可乐
[02:44.43] 右手拿着麦香鸡
[02:45.85] I dont give the fuck
[02:46.95] 但是他有新台币
[02:48.26] Check this out
[02:49.24] 老寒吉旁边的美女
[02:50.82] 那马子
[02:51.42] 和忧目瞳有的比
[02:53.25] 长长的头发
[02:54.89] 大大的眼睛
[02:56.08] 性感的凉鞋
[02:57.33] 浓妆的容颜
[02:58.40] 让我折寿十年泡
[02:59.94] 我也愿意
[03:00.88] 怎么会和一个糟老头在一起
[03:03.45] So
[03:03.87] 年轻女孩好好爱惜自己
[03:06.01] 不要为了金钱出卖自己的身体
[03:08.62] 你们如此美丽
[03:09.87] 前途一片光明
[03:11.18] 为什么
[03:11.90] 要让一个臭老头糟蹋
[03:13.89] 老伯老伯老伯你的亲戚朋友在哪里
[03:16.40] 老伯老伯为何每天一定要来西门町
[03:18.86] 是否一定要来这里才能度过光阴
[03:21.51] 但是西门町里没有星星没有回忆
[03:24.13] 我今年21
[03:25.18] 身上只剩67
[03:26.63] 经济不景气
[03:27.68] 妈妈不给新台币
[03:29.08] 回到家里
[03:29.94] 面对四面冰冷墙壁
[03:31.56] 我也只能看着PlayBoy打**
[03:34.16] 我说老人老人
[03:35.65] 你真是趣味
[03:36.82] 想要勾把妹妹
[03:38.25] 大家还要排队
[03:39.58] 肾亏 ** 加**
[03:41.81] 让你上完全身一股臭味
[03:43.65] 一股臭味
[03:44.39] 我说老人老人
[03:45.93] 你真是趣味
[03:47.08] 想要勾把妹妹
[03:48.41] 大家还要排队
[03:49.86] 肾亏 阳痿 加早泄
[03:52.13] 让你上完全身一股臭味
[03:53.96] 一股臭味
[03:54.71] 我说老人老人
[03:56.15] 你真是趣味
[03:57.31] 想要勾把妹妹
[03:58.74] 大家还要排队
[04:00.02] 肾亏 阳痿 加早泄
[04:02.26] 让你上完全身一股臭味
[04:04.15] 一股臭味
[04:04.88] 我说老人老人
[04:06.27] 你真是趣味
[04:07.40] 想要勾把妹妹
[04:08.94] 大家还要排队
[04:10.21] 肾亏 ** 加**
[04:12.51] 让你上完全身一股臭味
[04:14.31] 一股臭味
[04:15.08] 我说老人老人
[04:16.45] 你真是趣味
[04:17.72] 想要勾把妹妹
[04:18.97] 大家还要排队
[04:20.39] 肾亏 ** 加**
[04:22.62] 让你上完全身一股臭味
[04:24.55] 一股臭味
[04:25.31] 我说老人老人
[04:26.71] 你真是趣味
[04:27.90] 想要勾把妹妹
[04:29.10] 大家还要排队
[04:30.66] 肾亏 ** 加**
[04:32.88] 让你上完全身一股臭味
[04:34.75] 一股臭味

Pinyin

[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : qū : johnny wu cí : mc hotdog
[00:00.345] zuò cí : qū : johnny wu cí : mc hotdog
[00:01.36] MC HotDog
[00:10.15] yǒu yì tiān wǒ lái dào le
[00:11.43] xī mén dīng
[00:12.38] guàng lái guàng qù dǔ zi è le xiǎng chī
[00:14.25] mài xiāng jī
[00:15.02] yī jìn mài dāng láo lǐ
[00:16.37] wǒ dà chī yī jīng
[00:17.54] lǐ miàn bǎi fēn zhī qī shí bèi lǎo rén zhàn jù
[00:20.20] nèi xiē liú xiàn lǎo bó bo hái bú shì pǔ tōng de shuài qì
[00:22.66] chuān de xī zhuāng bǐ tǐng hǎo xiàng yào qù xiāng qīn
[00:25.42] fěn liàng de pí xié
[00:26.73] yī jí bàng de fà xíng
[00:28.03] lǎo bó bo a wǒ zhēn shì pèi fú nǐ
[00:30.30] dàn shì lǎo bó bo de yǎn jīng zǒng shì
[00:32.88] yǎn jīng piāo lái piāo qù dào dǐ zài zhǎo shén me dōng xī
[00:35.71] tū rán jiān
[00:36.39] jìn lái yī wèi huǒ là fēng sāo nǚ
[00:38.05] ā lǎo bó bo men
[00:39.14] kāi shǐ nǐ kàn wǒ wǒ kàn nǐ
[00:40.78] yǎo yī kǒu hàn bǎo
[00:42.05] kě lè cuī luò qù
[00:43.35] mò míng qí miào jiù kāi shǐ biàn de yǒu yǒng qì
[00:45.88] xiǎo jiě xiǎo jiě
[00:47.05] nǐ shēng de zhè me shuǐ
[00:48.17] dāi huì r yào bú yào qù kàn gè diàn yǐng
[00:49.60] bù rán lái hē yī bēi kā fēi
[00:51.18] wǒ suī rán liù shí hǎo jǐ kě shì wǒ yǒu xīn tái bì
[00:53.58] yǒu Money jiù dà wǒ men bù xiào chāng xiào pín
[00:56.01] jiù suàn jīn tiān dū bù chéng gōng wǒ yě méi yǒu guān xi
[00:58.57] wǒ kě yǐ qù wǒ zuì xǐ huān de bái xuě dà gē tīng
[01:00.94] wǒ shuō lǎo rén lǎo rén
[01:02.52] nǐ zhēn shì qù wèi
[01:03.69] xiǎng yào gōu bǎ mèi mei
[01:04.97] dà jiā hái yào pái duì
[01:06.38] shèn kuī jiā
[01:08.72] ràng nǐ shàng wán quán shēn yī gǔ chòu wèi
[01:10.51] yī gǔ chòu wèi
[01:11.20] wǒ shuō lǎo rén lǎo rén
[01:12.69] nǐ zhēn shì qù wèi
[01:13.84] xiǎng yào gōu bǎ mèi mei
[01:15.25] dà jiā hái yào pái duì
[01:16.54] shèn kuī jiā
[01:18.73] ràng nǐ shàng wán quán shēn yī gǔ chòu wèi
[01:20.55] yī gǔ chòu wèi
[01:21.57] qí shí
[01:22.06] wǒ zhēn de pèi fú lǎo bó bo de yǒng qì
[01:23.98] bù xiàng wǒ yǒu sè wú dǎn
[01:25.14] ér qiě hái dé guī bìng
[01:26.48] tā men yào bǎ mǎ zǐ jiù wán quán
[01:28.30] kào zì jǐ
[01:28.89] nà me lǎo le hái yǒu nà me qiáng liè de
[01:31.51] lǎo bó bo
[01:32.34] wèi shí me
[01:32.97] bù qù gōng yuán dǎ tài jí
[01:34.21] wèi shí me
[01:34.89] bù qù zhōng zhèng jì niàn táng lǐ xià xiàng qí
[01:37.01] nǐ dài zhe nà gè nián qīng mèi mei yào qù nǎ lǐ
[01:39.39] bú yào piàn wǒ nǐ yào dài tā qù táo ér mǎi CD
[01:41.80] wǒ shuō xiǎo jiě xiǎo jiě nǐ xiān bié shēng qì
[01:44.50] ràng wǒ dāi huì r dài nǐ qù kān chǎng diàn yǐng
[01:47.19] kàn shén me xì
[01:48.37] yuán zhù jiāo jì
[01:49.39] hái yǒu kàn Johnny G de xiǎo dì di liú bí tì
[01:52.12] yo Johnny G
[01:53.16] dài zhe zhēn kǒng shè yǐng jī
[01:54.58] wǒ shuō xī mén dīng de lǎo rén nǐ men duǒ dào nǎ lǐ qù
[01:57.11] xiǎng yào pāi xià nǐ men yī jǔ yī dòng zuò wéi chéng táng jù
[02:00.04] lǎo ā bó a
[02:00.98] nǐ zì jǐ yào xiǎo xīn
[02:02.17] lǎo rén men yōu
[02:03.39] nǐ tīng dào le méi
[02:04.71] bǎ qián shěng xià lái qù dà lù qǔ lǎo pó
[02:07.32] lǎo rén men yōu
[02:08.55] nǐ tīng dào le méi
[02:09.82] zuì hǎo bǎ qián shěng xià lái qù dà lù qǔ lǎo pó
[02:12.53] wǒ shuō lǎo rén lǎo rén
[02:13.99] nǐ zhēn shì qù wèi
[02:15.10] xiǎng yào gōu bǎ mèi mei
[02:16.50] dà jiā hái yào pái duì
[02:17.84] shèn kuī jiā
[02:20.14] ràng nǐ shàng wán quán shēn yī gǔ chòu wèi
[02:22.03] yī gǔ chòu wèi
[02:22.69] wǒ shuō lǎo rén lǎo rén
[02:24.15] nǐ zhēn shì qù wèi
[02:25.26] xiǎng yào gōu bǎ mèi mei
[02:26.71] dà jiā hái yào pái duì
[02:28.08] shèn kuī jiā
[02:30.35] ràng nǐ shàng wán quán shēn yī gǔ chòu wèi
[02:32.24] yī gǔ chòu wèi
[02:33.16] nǐ de zhēn cāo guān niàn biàn chéng yī chǎng jīn qián yóu xì
[02:35.66] yě zhǐ hǎo měi tiān dài shàng miàn jù
[02:38.17] zài jiē tóu sā yě
[02:39.28] xiàng gè Punk bitch
[02:40.61] hé shuí gàn
[02:41.37] wú suǒ wèi
[02:41.92] hǎo xiàng yī tái fàn mài jī
[02:43.12] lǎo rén zuǒ shǒu ná zhe kě lè
[02:44.43] yòu shǒu ná zhe mài xiāng jī
[02:45.85] I dont give the fuck
[02:46.95] dàn shì tā yǒu xīn tái bì
[02:48.26] Check this out
[02:49.24] lǎo hán jí páng biān de měi nǚ
[02:50.82] nà mǎ zǐ
[02:51.42] hé yōu mù tóng yǒu de bǐ
[02:53.25] cháng cháng de tóu fà
[02:54.89] dà dà de yǎn jīng
[02:56.08] xìng gǎn de liáng xié
[02:57.33] nóng zhuāng de róng yán
[02:58.40] ràng wǒ zhé shòu shí nián pào
[02:59.94] wǒ yě yuàn yì
[03:00.88] zěn me huì hé yí gè zāo lǎo tóu zài yì qǐ
[03:03.45] So
[03:03.87] nián qīng nǚ hái hǎo hǎo ài xī zì jǐ
[03:06.01] bú yào wèi le jīn qián chū mài zì jǐ de shēn tǐ
[03:08.62] nǐ men rú cǐ měi lì
[03:09.87] qián tú yī piàn guāng míng
[03:11.18] wèi shí me
[03:11.90] yào ràng yí gè chòu lǎo tóu zāo tà
[03:13.89] lǎo bó lǎo bó lǎo bó nǐ de qīn qī péng yǒu zài nǎ lǐ
[03:16.40] lǎo bó lǎo bó wèi hé měi tiān yí dìng yào lái xī mén dīng
[03:18.86] shì fǒu yí dìng yào lái zhè lǐ cái néng dù guò guāng yīn
[03:21.51] dàn shì xī mén dīng lǐ méi yǒu xīng xīng méi yǒu huí yì
[03:24.13] wǒ jīn nián 21
[03:25.18] shēn shàng zhǐ shèng 67
[03:26.63] jīng jì bù jǐng qì
[03:27.68] mā mā bù gěi xīn tái bì
[03:29.08] huí dào jiā lǐ
[03:29.94] miàn duì sì miàn bīng lěng qiáng bì
[03:31.56] wǒ yě zhǐ néng kàn zhe PlayBoy dǎ
[03:34.16] wǒ shuō lǎo rén lǎo rén
[03:35.65] nǐ zhēn shì qù wèi
[03:36.82] xiǎng yào gōu bǎ mèi mei
[03:38.25] dà jiā hái yào pái duì
[03:39.58] shèn kuī jiā
[03:41.81] ràng nǐ shàng wán quán shēn yī gǔ chòu wèi
[03:43.65] yī gǔ chòu wèi
[03:44.39] wǒ shuō lǎo rén lǎo rén
[03:45.93] nǐ zhēn shì qù wèi
[03:47.08] xiǎng yào gōu bǎ mèi mei
[03:48.41] dà jiā hái yào pái duì
[03:49.86] shèn kuī yáng wěi jiā zǎo xiè
[03:52.13] ràng nǐ shàng wán quán shēn yī gǔ chòu wèi
[03:53.96] yī gǔ chòu wèi
[03:54.71] wǒ shuō lǎo rén lǎo rén
[03:56.15] nǐ zhēn shì qù wèi
[03:57.31] xiǎng yào gōu bǎ mèi mei
[03:58.74] dà jiā hái yào pái duì
[04:00.02] shèn kuī yáng wěi jiā zǎo xiè
[04:02.26] ràng nǐ shàng wán quán shēn yī gǔ chòu wèi
[04:04.15] yī gǔ chòu wèi
[04:04.88] wǒ shuō lǎo rén lǎo rén
[04:06.27] nǐ zhēn shì qù wèi
[04:07.40] xiǎng yào gōu bǎ mèi mei
[04:08.94] dà jiā hái yào pái duì
[04:10.21] shèn kuī jiā
[04:12.51] ràng nǐ shàng wán quán shēn yī gǔ chòu wèi
[04:14.31] yī gǔ chòu wèi
[04:15.08] wǒ shuō lǎo rén lǎo rén
[04:16.45] nǐ zhēn shì qù wèi
[04:17.72] xiǎng yào gōu bǎ mèi mei
[04:18.97] dà jiā hái yào pái duì
[04:20.39] shèn kuī jiā
[04:22.62] ràng nǐ shàng wán quán shēn yī gǔ chòu wèi
[04:24.55] yī gǔ chòu wèi
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