Vote Beeblebrox by Zaphod Beeblebrox He's the guy you want to vote for When you get into that Voting Booth Put an X next to his name Zaphod Beeblebrox for President Building s between the stars In no way is he stupid In no way is his brain impaired It's just not true, he's smarter than you And he's better looking too Zaphod Beeblebrox Has the longest hair of any candidate And he's got the coolest shades And his teeth are white as snow So let's elect him President He'll build s between the stars Don't believe the rumours Don't believe those vicious lies They're just not true He's smarter than you And he's better look too (Spoken) \"Listen. I just wanted to say, y'know. Whatever presidents say y'know. Things like, er... the name of people and er, freedom And I dunno. Democracy, stuff like that. Woo! Come on!\" Zaphod Beeblebrox for President Building s between the stars In no way is he stupid In no way is his brain impaired It's just not true, he's smarter than you And he's better looking too