Oberheim, 
Yamaha, Steinway and the lot
I must of played the wrong piano'
Cause it left me with 
I don't know what
So don't talk to me about mistakes
Yes, we all simply have got to take precautions
I musta played the wrong piano'
Cause now 
I just, I just feel nauseous
Some sexual turned in some biblical
And then became a game of just trivial pursuit
I used to gnaw on every word
But now I don't, what's the use?
Rupert Murdock and 
Larry Flint
Bob Guccione and the 
U.S. MintI took out the wrong subscription
And I don't know what 
I'm gonna end up spending
Oberheim, 
Yamaha, Steinway and the lot