作词 : Paul Westerberg
 作曲 : Paul Westerberg
 制作人 : Paul Westerberg/Peter Jesperson
Here come Dick, he's wearing a skirt
Here comes jane, y'know she's sporting a chain
Same hair, revolution
Same build, evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss
And they love each other so
Androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so
Androgynous
Don't get him wrong and don't get him mad
He might be a father, but he sure ain't a dad
And she don't need advice that'll center her
She's happy with the way she looks
She's happy with her gender
Mirror image, see no damage
See no evil at all
Kewpie dolls and urine stalls
Will be laughed at
The way you're laughed at now
Now, something meets boy, and something meets girl
They both look the same
They're overjoyed in this world
Same hair, revolution
****, evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss
And tomorrow **** is wearing pants
And tomorrow janie's wearing a dress
Future outcasts and they don't last
And today, the people dress the way that they please
The way they tried to do in the last centuries
 音频工程师 : Steve Fjelstad
 打击乐 : Paul Westerberg
 鼓 : Chris Mars
 低音吉他 : Tommy Stinson
 母带工程师 : Howie Weinberg