Five names that I can
Hardly stand to hear
Including yours and mine
And one more chimp who isn't here
I can see the ladies talking
How the times are getting hard
And that fearsome excavation
On Magnolia Boulevard
Yes, I'm goin' insane
And I'm laughin' at the frozen rain
Well, I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home?
Bad sneakers and a pina colada, my friend
Stompin' on the avenue
By Radio City, with a transistor
And a large sum of money to spend
You fellah, you tearin' up the street
You wear that white tuxedo
How you gonna beat the heat?
Do you take me for a fool?
Do you think that I don't see?
That ditch out in the valley
That they're digging just for me?
Yes, I'm goin' insane
You know I'm laughin' at the frozen rain, yea
I feel like I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home?
Bad sneakers and a pina colada, my friend
Stompin' on the avenue
By Radio City, with a transistor
And a large sum of money to spend
You know, I'm goin' insane
Yes, I'm laughin' at the frozen rain
And I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home?
Bad sneakers and a pina colada, my friend
Stompin' on the avenue
By Radio City, with a transistor
And a large sum of money to spend