The sleepless nights, the daily fights The quick toboggan, when you reach the heights I miss the kisses and I miss the bites I wish I were in love again The broken dates, the endless waits The lovely loving and the hateful hates The conversation with the flying plates I wish I were in love again No more pain, no more strain Now I'm sane But I would rather be punched drunk The pulled out fur of cat and cur The fine mismating of a him and her I've learned my lesson But I wish I were in love again The furtive sigh the blackened eye The words, "I love you 'till the day I day" The self deception that believes the lie I wish I were in love again When love congeals it soon reveals The faint aroma of performing seals The double-crossing of a pair of heals I wish I were in love again No, no more care, no, no despair Now I'm all there now But I'd rather be punch drunk Believe me sir I much prefer The classic battle of a him and her I don't like quiet and I wish I were In love again, in love again, in love again