| Song | Stick and Carrot |
| Artist | Driftless Pony Club |
| Album | Janel |
| 作曲 : Driftless Pony Club | |
| I believe in | |
| Crime and treason | |
| Fall apart limousines | |
| Fall apart limousines | |
| Watch the neighbors | |
| Like they're traitors | |
| Through widescreen binoculars | |
| Through widescreen binoculars | |
| I put pressure | |
| On your mattress | |
| 2 15 minutes ago | |
| 2 15 minutes ago | |
| These conversations | |
| Make me nauseous | |
| Put your head between your knees | |
| Put your head in the fax machine | |
| [Chorus] | |
| I fell down | |
| The basement stairs | |
| Because I tripped on | |
| Your long blonde hair | |
| When I woke up | |
| I was paralyzed | |
| So I made a nest | |
| Out of Christmas lights | |
| You buy it | |
| You wear it | |
| Your love's a stick and carrot | |
| (4x) | |
| I believe in | |
| Crime and treason | |
| Fall apart limousines | |
| Fall apart limousines | |
| Catch the robbers | |
| Before the cameras | |
| Their names are hard to read | |
| Their names are hard to read | |
| [Chorus] | |
| We'll decimate | |
| Oh, baby | |
| We'll decimate | |
| We'll fly the planes | |
| Oh baby | |
| You'll drive me home | |
| (2x) |
| zuò qǔ : Driftless Pony Club | |
| I believe in | |
| Crime and treason | |
| Fall apart limousines | |
| Fall apart limousines | |
| Watch the neighbors | |
| Like they' re traitors | |
| Through widescreen binoculars | |
| Through widescreen binoculars | |
| I put pressure | |
| On your mattress | |
| 2 15 minutes ago | |
| 2 15 minutes ago | |
| These conversations | |
| Make me nauseous | |
| Put your head between your knees | |
| Put your head in the fax machine | |
| Chorus | |
| I fell down | |
| The basement stairs | |
| Because I tripped on | |
| Your long blonde hair | |
| When I woke up | |
| I was paralyzed | |
| So I made a nest | |
| Out of Christmas lights | |
| You buy it | |
| You wear it | |
| Your love' s a stick and carrot | |
| 4x | |
| I believe in | |
| Crime and treason | |
| Fall apart limousines | |
| Fall apart limousines | |
| Catch the robbers | |
| Before the cameras | |
| Their names are hard to read | |
| Their names are hard to read | |
| Chorus | |
| We' ll decimate | |
| Oh, baby | |
| We' ll decimate | |
| We' ll fly the planes | |
| Oh baby | |
| You' ll drive me home | |
| 2x |