| 作曲 : 周二下午谁没来? | |
| 作词 : 周二下午谁没来? | |
| 《X人窃听疑云调》(一朵疑云笼罩了房车) | |
| 天际,云垂在人海。 | |
| 井盖,洇湿了残槐。 | |
| 晚晴,流莺的王府井, | |
| 监听,飘电的雪景—— | |
| 赵在周二的日暮,进入房车盯着示波器的正弦输出, | |
| 看谁,在查马门溪龙的头骨,或目击人魈的截图, | |
| 喝一口云雾,用少年的尾椎骨,剔除硅板上烧废的电阻, | |
| 听谁,查不出任何眉目,把主播和局长的死推诿给xjjz—— | |
| 在明天中午的《法zhi进行时》, | |
| 我们会公开通报一系列令人发指的渎zhi和短视, | |
| 它们导致大量至关重要的证物灭失,证人不巧去世。 | |
| 首都gong安队伍誓将严肃反思这一亲痛仇快的事实—— | |
| 立奇志,谱新诗! | |
| 突然他听见,经侦的警探, | |
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| 现场遗落下,谜一般的房卡, | |
| 酒店声称持卡女士死于香艳的连环凶X。 | |
| 黎与卡的渊源,是否已被发现? | |
| 与谈判的线,却是如此明显! | |
| 经侦与刑侦员,并案稽查前, | |
| 赵决定帮他偷来这张不慎遗落的卡片。 | |
| 办公桌前,卷宗里面。 | |
| 透过针眼,赵拉近了焦点—— | |
| 间接电话,引开他。 | |
| 整装出发,赵从房车走下—— | |
| 迈着四方步,和自己的半辈子打着招呼。 | |
| 新来的小朱,爱读哲学书, | |
| 替赵脱下防寒服,去了文保部。 | |
| 佯装四顾,赵走进经侦处,翻开卷宗,又马上合住—— | |
| 房卡已经不知何处,只有纸条一张幅,上书: | |
| “赵云啼才是最大的hei幕” | |
| 房车,遥控安全钳。 | |
| 键盘,切断了电缆。 | |
| 经侦警探,摔烂在电梯间。 | |
| 房卡,赵却仍没找见。 | |
| 庆个祝,欢个呼,有个人乐得狼奔豕突! | |
| 牵着犬,引着伴,撞见电梯间的赵警官! | |
| 假装慌,不装忙,孜孜矻矻地勘察现场。 | |
| 拦截亮着,干扰响着,一道电波笼罩了房车…… | |
| 他是谁,他是谁,终于抓住了赵的软肋! | |
| 姓赵的,姓彭的,他要将他们连根废了! | |
| “取而代之,得而诛之,让我得以名垂青史。” | |
| 监视瞎了,监听哑了,一朵疑云笼罩了房车…… | |
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| 构思:彭、赵 | |
| 曲:赵 | |
| 词:彭 | |
| 编曲:赵 | |
| 人声:赵、王 | |
| 吉他、键盘、编程、贝司:赵 | |
| idea: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| music: N. Zhao | |
| lyrics: T. Peng | |
| arrangement: N. Zhao | |
| vocal: N. Zhao, W. Wang | |
| guitar, keyboard, programming, bass: N. Zhao |
| zuo qu : zhou er xia wu shui mei lai? | |
| zuo ci : zhou er xia wu shui mei lai? | |
| X ren qie ting yi yun diao yi duo yi yun long zhao le fang che | |
| tian ji, yun chui zai ren hai. | |
| jing gai, yin shi le can huai. | |
| wan qing, liu ying de wang fu jing, | |
| jian ting, piao dian de xue jing | |
| zhao zai zhou er de ri mu, jin ru fang che ding zhe shi bo qi de zheng xian shu chu, | |
| kan shui, zai cha ma men xi long de tou gu, huo mu ji ren xiao de jie tu, | |
| he yi kou yun wu, yong shao nian de wei zhui gu, ti chu gui ban shang shao fei de dian zu, | |
| ting shui, cha bu chu ren he mei mu, ba zhu bo he ju zhang de si tui wei gei xjjz | |
| zai ming tian zhong wu de fa zhi jin xing shi, | |
| wo men hui gong kai tong bao yi xi lie ling ren fa zhi de du zhi he duan shi, | |
| ta men dao zhi da liang zhi guan zhong yao di zheng wu mie shi, zheng ren bu qiao qu shi. | |
| shou du gong an dui wu shi jiang yan su fan si zhe yi qin tong chou kuai de shi shi | |
| li qi zhi, pu xin shi! | |
| tu ran ta ting jian, jing zhen de jing tan, | |
| xian chang yi la xia, mi yi ban de fang ka, | |
| jiu dian sheng cheng chi ka nv shi si yu xiang yan de lian huan xiong X. | |
| li yu ka de yuan yuan, shi fou yi bei fa xian? | |
| yu tan pan de xian, que shi ru ci ming xian! | |
| jing zhen yu xing zhen yuan, bing an ji cha qian, | |
| zhao jue ding bang ta tou lai zhe zhang bu shen yi luo di ka pian. | |
| ban gong zhuo qian, juan zong li mian. | |
| tou guo zhen yan, zhao la jin le jiao dian | |
| jian jie dian hua, yin kai ta. | |
| zheng zhuang chu fa, zhao cong fang che zou xia | |
| mai zhe si fang bu, he zi ji de ban bei zi da zhe zhao hu. | |
| xin lai de xiao zhu, ai du zhe xue shu, | |
| ti zhao tuo xia fang han fu, qu le wen bao bu. | |
| yang zhuang si gu, zhao zou jin jing zhen chu, fan kai juan zong, you ma shang he zhu | |
| fang ka yi jing bu zhi he chu, zhi you zhi tiao yi zhang fu, shang shu: | |
| " zhao yun ti cai shi zui da de hei mu" | |
| fang che, yao kong an quan qian. | |
| jian pan, qie duan le dian lan. | |
| jing zhen jing tan, shuai lan zai dian ti jian. | |
| fang ka, zhao que reng mei zhao jian. | |
| qing ge zhu, huan ge hu, you ge ren le de lang ben shi tu! | |
| qian zhe quan, yin zhao ban, zhuang jian dian ti jian de zhao jing guan! | |
| jia zhuang huang, bu zhuang mang, zi zi ku ku di kan cha xian chang. | |
| lan jie liang zhe, gan rao xiang zhe, yi dao dian bo long zhao le fang che | |
| ta shi shui, ta shi shui, zhong yu zhua zhu le zhao de ruan lei! | |
| xing zhao de, xing peng de, ta yao jiang ta men lian gen fei le! | |
| " qu er dai zhi, de er zhu zhi, rang wo de yi ming chui qing shi." | |
| jian shi xia le, jian ting ya le, yi duo yi yun long zhao le fang che | |
| gou si: peng zhao | |
| qu: zhao | |
| ci: peng | |
| bian qu: zhao | |
| ren sheng: zhao wang | |
| ji ta jian pan bian cheng bei si: zhao | |
| idea: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| music: N. Zhao | |
| lyrics: T. Peng | |
| arrangement: N. Zhao | |
| vocal: N. Zhao, W. Wang | |
| guitar, keyboard, programming, bass: N. Zhao |
| zuò qǔ : zhōu èr xià wǔ shuí méi lái? | |
| zuò cí : zhōu èr xià wǔ shuí méi lái? | |
| X rén qiè tīng yí yún diào yī duǒ yí yún lǒng zhào le fáng chē | |
| tiān jì, yún chuí zài rén hǎi. | |
| jǐng gài, yīn shī le cán huái. | |
| wǎn qíng, liú yīng de wáng fǔ jǐng, | |
| jiān tīng, piāo diàn de xuě jǐng | |
| zhào zài zhōu èr de rì mù, jìn rù fáng chē dīng zhe shì bō qì de zhèng xián shū chū, | |
| kàn shuí, zài chá mǎ mén xī lóng de tóu gǔ, huò mù jī rén xiāo de jié tú, | |
| hē yī kǒu yún wù, yòng shào nián de wěi zhuī gǔ, tī chú guī bǎn shàng shāo fèi de diàn zǔ, | |
| tīng shuí, chá bù chū rèn hé méi mù, bǎ zhǔ bō hé jú zhǎng de sǐ tuī wěi gěi xjjz | |
| zài míng tiān zhōng wǔ de fǎ zhi jìn xíng shí, | |
| wǒ men huì gōng kāi tōng bào yī xì liè lìng rén fà zhǐ de dú zhi hé duǎn shì, | |
| tā men dǎo zhì dà liàng zhì guān zhòng yào dí zhèng wù miè shī, zhèng rén bù qiǎo qù shì. | |
| shǒu dū gong ān duì wǔ shì jiāng yán sù fǎn sī zhè yī qīn tòng chóu kuài de shì shí | |
| lì qí zhì, pǔ xīn shī! | |
| tū rán tā tīng jiàn, jīng zhēn de jǐng tàn, | |
| xiàn chǎng yí là xià, mí yì bān de fáng kǎ, | |
| jiǔ diàn shēng chēng chí kǎ nǚ shì sǐ yú xiāng yàn de lián huán xiōng X. | |
| lí yǔ kǎ de yuān yuán, shì fǒu yǐ bèi fā xiàn? | |
| yǔ tán pàn de xiàn, què shì rú cǐ míng xiǎn! | |
| jīng zhēn yǔ xíng zhēn yuán, bìng àn jī chá qián, | |
| zhào jué dìng bāng tā tōu lái zhè zhāng bù shèn yí luò dí kǎ piàn. | |
| bàn gōng zhuō qián, juàn zōng lǐ miàn. | |
| tòu guò zhēn yǎn, zhào lā jìn le jiāo diǎn | |
| jiàn jiē diàn huà, yǐn kāi tā. | |
| zhěng zhuāng chū fā, zhào cóng fáng chē zǒu xià | |
| mài zhe sì fāng bù, hé zì jǐ de bàn bèi zi dǎ zhe zhāo hū. | |
| xīn lái de xiǎo zhū, ài dú zhé xué shū, | |
| tì zhào tuō xià fáng hán fú, qù le wén bǎo bù. | |
| yáng zhuāng sì gù, zhào zǒu jìn jīng zhēn chù, fān kāi juàn zōng, yòu mǎ shàng hé zhù | |
| fáng kǎ yǐ jīng bù zhī hé chǔ, zhǐ yǒu zhǐ tiáo yī zhāng fú, shàng shū: | |
| " zhào yún tí cái shì zuì dà de hei mù" | |
| fáng chē, yáo kòng ān quán qián. | |
| jiàn pán, qiē duàn le diàn lǎn. | |
| jīng zhēn jǐng tàn, shuāi làn zài diàn tī jiān. | |
| fáng kǎ, zhào què réng méi zhǎo jiàn. | |
| qìng gè zhù, huān gè hū, yǒu gè rén lè de láng bēn shǐ tū! | |
| qiān zhe quǎn, yǐn zháo bàn, zhuàng jiàn diàn tī jiān de zhào jǐng guān! | |
| jiǎ zhuāng huāng, bù zhuāng máng, zī zī kū kū dì kān chá xiàn chǎng. | |
| lán jié liàng zhe, gān rǎo xiǎng zhe, yī dào diàn bō lǒng zhào le fáng chē | |
| tā shì shuí, tā shì shuí, zhōng yú zhuā zhù le zhào de ruǎn lèi! | |
| xìng zhào de, xìng péng de, tā yào jiāng tā men lián gēn fèi le! | |
| " qǔ ér dài zhī, dé ér zhū zhī, ràng wǒ dé yǐ míng chuí qīng shǐ." | |
| jiān shì xiā le, jiān tīng yǎ le, yī duǒ yí yún lǒng zhào le fáng chē | |
| gòu sī: péng zhào | |
| qū: zhào | |
| cí: péng | |
| biān qǔ: zhào | |
| rén shēng: zhào wáng | |
| jí tā jiàn pán biān chéng bèi sī: zhào | |
| idea: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| music: N. Zhao | |
| lyrics: T. Peng | |
| arrangement: N. Zhao | |
| vocal: N. Zhao, W. Wang | |
| guitar, keyboard, programming, bass: N. Zhao |