| 作曲 : 周二下午谁没来？ | |
| 作词 : 周二下午谁没来？ | |
| 《X人马门溪龙调》（你们ya也就抱团取暖儿敢lu一管儿） | |
| 我下了摩托， | |
| 这海港云浓雾重， | |
| 所有的海鸟，无动于衷。 | |
| 我付了钱， | |
| 来取我的头骨灯long， | |
| 我的收藏，我的马门溪龙。 | |
| 打开集装箱， | |
| 铁锚上挂着一盒—— | |
| wei哥？我真的老了么？ | |
| 他们把我吊着， | |
| 龙门吊叫着， | |
| 你们ya这些青春洋溢的小b养儿！ | |
| 他们举起射鲸qiang射我， | |
| 箭头烧着， | |
| 你们ya也就抱团取暖儿敢lu一管儿！ | |
| 老彭！你请我看戏啊？ | |
| 看你倒立啊，还是这帮小pi啊？ | |
| 老彭，唱哪出啊？ | |
| 老彭，《殷家府》啊—— | |
| 我抽出qiang， | |
| 瞄准他们白皙的小手和绳索—— | |
| 吐痰，点射！ | |
| 他们哭了， | |
| 掏出酷炫的火箭炮哆嗦着。 | |
| 老彭纵身而落！ | |
| 老彭，淘白xue球，老赵，挖胯骨轴，软柿子也威风抖擞，做传动轴。 | |
| 老赵，摘动脉瘤，老彭，抽人肝油，小白脸儿也热xue奔流，做润滑油。 | |
| 一个接着一个，扔进搅拌机和翻斗，轮了这个轮那个，叫chun也算嘶吼。 | |
| 用冷笑的铁钩，甩起年轻的肉，用软脚的骷髅，祭起马门溪龙的头。 | |
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| 构思：彭、赵 | |
| 曲：彭、赵 | |
| 词：彭、赵 | |
| 编曲：赵、彭 | |
| 人声：彭、赵 | |
| 吉他、键盘、编程：赵 | |
| 原声吉他、贝司、口哨：彭 | |
| idea: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| music: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| lyrics: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| arrangement: N. Zhao, T. Peng | |
| vocal: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| guitar, keyboard, programming: N. Zhao | |
| acoustic guitar, bass, whistle: T. Peng |
| zuo qu : zhou er xia wu shui mei lai? | |
| zuo ci : zhou er xia wu shui mei lai? | |
| X ren ma men xi long diao ni men ya ye jiu bao tuan qu nuan er gan lu yi guan er | |
| wo xia le mo tuo, | |
| zhe hai gang yun nong wu zhong, | |
| suo you de hai niao, wu dong yu zhong. | |
| wo fu le qian, | |
| lai qu wo de tou gu deng long, | |
| wo de shou cang, wo de ma men xi long. | |
| da kai ji zhuang xiang, | |
| tie mao shang gua zhe yi he | |
| wei ge? wo zhen de lao le me? | |
| ta men ba wo diao zhe, | |
| long men diao jiao zhe, | |
| ni men ya zhei xie qing chun yang yi de xiao b yang er! | |
| ta men ju qi she jing qiang she wo, | |
| jian tou shao zhao, | |
| ni men ya ye jiu bao tuan qu nuan er gan lu yi guan er! | |
| lao peng! ni qing wo kan xi a? | |
| kan ni dao li a, hai shi zhe bang xiao pi a? | |
| lao peng, chang na chu a? | |
| lao peng, yin jia fu a | |
| wo chou chu qiang, | |
| miao zhun ta men bai xi de xiao shou he sheng suo | |
| tu tan, dian she! | |
| ta men ku le, | |
| tao chu ku xuan de huo jian pao duo suo zhe. | |
| lao peng zong shen er luo! | |
| lao peng, tao bai xue qiu, lao zhao, wa kua gu zhou, ruan shi zi ye wei feng dou sou, zuo chuan dong zhou. | |
| lao zhao, zhai dong mai liu, lao peng, chou ren gan you, xiao bai lian er ye re xue ben liu, zuo run hua you. | |
| yi ge jie zhe yi ge, reng jin jiao ban ji he fan dou, lun le zhe ge lun na ge, jiao chun ye suan si hou. | |
| yong leng xiao de tie gou, shuai qi nian qing de rou, yong ruan jiao de ku lou, ji qi ma men xi long de tou. | |
| gou si: peng zhao | |
| qu: peng zhao | |
| ci: peng zhao | |
| bian qu: zhao peng | |
| ren sheng: peng zhao | |
| ji ta jian pan bian cheng: zhao | |
| yuan sheng ji ta bei si kou shao: peng | |
| idea: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| music: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| lyrics: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| arrangement: N. Zhao, T. Peng | |
| vocal: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| guitar, keyboard, programming: N. Zhao | |
| acoustic guitar, bass, whistle: T. Peng |
| zuò qǔ : zhōu èr xià wǔ shuí méi lái? | |
| zuò cí : zhōu èr xià wǔ shuí méi lái? | |
| X rén mǎ mén xī lóng diào nǐ men ya yě jiù bào tuán qǔ nuǎn ér gǎn lu yī guǎn ér | |
| wǒ xià le mó tuō, | |
| zhè hǎi gǎng yún nóng wù zhòng, | |
| suǒ yǒu de hǎi niǎo, wú dòng yú zhōng. | |
| wǒ fù le qián, | |
| lái qǔ wǒ de tóu gǔ dēng long, | |
| wǒ de shōu cáng, wǒ de mǎ mén xī lóng. | |
| dǎ kāi jí zhuāng xiāng, | |
| tiě máo shàng guà zhe yī hé | |
| wei gē? wǒ zhēn de lǎo le me? | |
| tā men bǎ wǒ diào zhe, | |
| lóng mén diào jiào zhe, | |
| nǐ men ya zhèi xiē qīng chūn yáng yì de xiǎo b yǎng ér! | |
| tā men jǔ qǐ shè jīng qiang shè wǒ, | |
| jiàn tóu shāo zháo, | |
| nǐ men ya yě jiù bào tuán qǔ nuǎn ér gǎn lu yī guǎn ér! | |
| lǎo péng! nǐ qǐng wǒ kàn xì a? | |
| kàn nǐ dào lì a, hái shì zhè bāng xiǎo pi a? | |
| lǎo péng, chàng nǎ chū a? | |
| lǎo péng, yīn jiā fǔ a | |
| wǒ chōu chū qiang, | |
| miáo zhǔn tā men bái xī de xiǎo shǒu hé shéng suǒ | |
| tǔ tán, diǎn shè! | |
| tā men kū le, | |
| tāo chū kù xuàn de huǒ jiàn pào duō suo zhe. | |
| lǎo péng zòng shēn ér luò! | |
| lǎo péng, táo bái xue qiú, lǎo zhào, wā kuà gǔ zhóu, ruǎn shì zi yě wēi fēng dǒu sǒu, zuò chuán dòng zhóu. | |
| lǎo zhào, zhāi dòng mài liú, lǎo péng, chōu rén gān yóu, xiǎo bái liǎn ér yě rè xue bēn liú, zuò rùn huá yóu. | |
| yí gè jiē zhe yí gè, rēng jìn jiǎo bàn jī hé fān dǒu, lún le zhè gè lún nà gè, jiào chun yě suàn sī hǒu. | |
| yòng lěng xiào de tiě gōu, shuǎi qǐ nián qīng de ròu, yòng ruǎn jiǎo de kū lóu, jì qǐ mǎ mén xī lóng de tóu. | |
| gòu sī: péng zhào | |
| qū: péng zhào | |
| cí: péng zhào | |
| biān qǔ: zhào péng | |
| rén shēng: péng zhào | |
| jí tā jiàn pán biān chéng: zhào | |
| yuán shēng jí tā bèi sī kǒu shào: péng | |
| idea: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| music: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| lyrics: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| arrangement: N. Zhao, T. Peng | |
| vocal: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
| guitar, keyboard, programming: N. Zhao | |
| acoustic guitar, bass, whistle: T. Peng |
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