Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, tell it
It was this blind man, right?
Man, check this out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
‽Woo, good morning ladies”, you like that *******t, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that *******t, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the drums
Everybody just crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all these mutha-******' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off like this
Hey, help me sing it, homeboy
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble******
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will
Well, it was just sundown in a small white town
They call it East Side Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We ****** on the bed, ****** on the flo'
****** so long, I grew a ******' afro
Then I ****** to the left, ****** to the right
She sucked my ******* till the *******t turned white
I thought to myself, ‽Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra”
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4
Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right
The mutha-******* whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best damn ******* I ever had
I got a bag of ****** and a bottle of wine
I'm a ******* that ******* just one more time
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble******
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will
I met this lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she looked good
I took her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a ******* that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African
I ****** her once, I ****** her twice
I ate that ******* like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big *******, too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See, I met this lady from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass, and she said, ‽Aie”
Lips was breakfast, ******* was lunch
Then her ******* busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky
She said, ‽I'll fry some chicken if you just ******* me”
I came in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble******
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, check this out
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her ******* were filled with Hennessey
That country music nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, ‽Yes, Miss Daisy”
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that ******* in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I ******* that ******* again
Met a real black girl in South Carolina
****** her till she turned into a white albino
****** this hooker in Iowa, I ****** her on credit, so I owe her
****** this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she gets deported
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble******
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Have you ever went over to a girl's house to *******
But the ******* just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood?
So you try to play it off and eat the *******
But it takes her so long to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)
So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain
(I don't bang)
You start talkin' real fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you ******' his wife
So he starts beatin' on your ass
Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your ******* was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble******
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble******
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble******
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