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Song 唐老鸭新编
Artist 廖健
Album 时事播报乱劈财

Lyrics

[ar:廖健]
[ti:唐老鸭新编]
[00:00.00] 作曲 : 廖健
[00:00.16] 作词 : 廖健
[00:00.49] 啊... ...嗦嘎
[00:11.93] 呀... ...Are You ready?
[00:19.09] 话说唐老鸭小名唐二娃
[00:21.26] 一天到黑东跨西跨
[00:23.18] 游手好闲乱打冲拳
[00:25.25] 十处打闹九处在的超级讨人闲
[00:27.32] 隔壁子的阴沟
[00:28.63] 我堵 我堵
[00:29.44] 对门子的烟囱
[00:30.71] 我堵 我堵
[00:31.42] 蜂窝煤的眼眼
[00:32.48] 我堵 我堵
[00:33.18] 王嬢嬢的后门
[00:34.35] 我堵 我堵
[00:35.41] 机机机枪眼眼你去堵嘛
[00:39.24] 单身汉我下岗在家有点清闲
[00:41.27] 再就业你说得轻巧身上缺钱
[00:43.29] 打点小麻将吃点麻辣烫
[00:45.23] 不痛不痒甩脚甩手混脱一年
[00:47.15] 裤儿烂起洞洞
[00:48.32] 我补 我补
[00:49.33] 牙齿稀起缝缝
[00:50.34] 我补 我补
[00:51.25] 肾虚我吃串串
[00:52.36] 我补 我补
[00:53.27] 瘦得就像干虾儿
[00:54.48] 我补 我补
[00:55.49] 嘿嘿嘿...你你娃钱都没得你补个铲铲
[00:59.74] 嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[01:03.52] 嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[01:07.26] 我妈说我小的时候长得非乖
[01:09.63] 长大以后莽戳戳的操得非歪
[01:11.55] 有了婆娘一脚就把老的踢开
[01:13.53] 回家吃了妈老汉我是应该
[01:15.30] 酒醉饭饱碗都不洗我说拜拜
[01:17.57] 出门没人理我
[01:18.63] 活该 活该
[01:19.39] 病了没人看我
[01:20.76] 活该 活该
[01:21.52] 老了没人管我
[01:22.83] 活该 活该
[01:24.79] 算算老 把我整得稀烂我可以改噻
[01:34.92] 呀... ...Are You ready?
[01:40.24] 再说唐二娃发誓要变化
[01:41.91] 衣装整洁头发梳的油光水滑
[01:44.18] 崭新面貌走进市场
[01:46.10] 猪儿壮不怕宰敢冲敢杀
[01:48.18] 婆婆要过马路
[01:49.24] 我帮 我帮
[01:50.25] 汽车上坡熄火
[01:51.36] 我帮 我帮
[01:52.27] 朋友遭人欺负
[01:53.48] 我帮 我帮
[01:54.24] 朋友婆娘生娃儿
[01:55.55] 我帮 我帮
[01:56.56] 嘿...这这个我都帮不到忙了
[02:00.76] 他们说的我很帅妹妹都想爱
[02:02.73] 头顶一窝白菜腰拴一根海带
[02:04.75] 就像人家电影头的东方不败
[02:06.67] 一照镜子才晓得是胎神二代
[02:08.69] 我要追求新潮
[02:09.70] 我热 我热
[02:10.61] 头发染成绿毛
[02:11.67] 我热 我热
[02:12.64] 卡拉OK乱嚎
[02:13.90] 我热 我热
[02:14.71] 舞厅里面烧烤
[02:15.87] 我热 我热
[02:17.03] 噢耶买折耳根嘎 我晕
[02:21.69] 嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:25.58] 嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:29.21] 混了半生转头一看有点悲哀
[02:31.64] 高的不成底不就运气又还衰
[02:33.67] 感叹男人苦 累死你活该
[02:35.64] 硬有很么多的门坎堆在你面前
[02:37.76] 戳锅漏我耍朋友遭爱情抛开
[02:39.78] 想做生意头一盘就把跟斗栽
[02:41.70] 心一横偷起自行车拿去卖
[02:43.57] 猫抓糍粑难脱爪爪派出所去呆
[02:47.14] 唐二娃你娃又操转去了说！
[02:50.02] 嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:54.24] 嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨

Pinyin

ar: liào jiàn
ti: táng lǎo yā xīn biān
[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : liào jiàn
[00:00.16] zuò cí : liào jiàn
[00:00.49] a... ... suo gā
[00:11.93] ya... ... Are You ready?
[00:19.09] huà shuō táng lǎo yā xiǎo míng táng èr wá
[00:21.26] yì tiān dào hēi dōng kuà xī kuà
[00:23.18] yóu shǒu hào xián luàn dǎ chōng quán
[00:25.25] shí chù dǎ nào jiǔ chǔ zài de chāo jí tǎo rén xián
[00:27.32] gé bì zi de yīn gōu
[00:28.63] wǒ dǔ wǒ dǔ
[00:29.44] duì mén zǐ de yān cōng
[00:30.71] wǒ dǔ wǒ dǔ
[00:31.42] fēng wō méi de yǎn yǎn
[00:32.48] wǒ dǔ wǒ dǔ
[00:33.18] wáng niáng niáng de hòu mén
[00:34.35] wǒ dǔ wǒ dǔ
[00:35.41] jī jī jī qiāng yǎn yǎn nǐ qù dǔ ma
[00:39.24] dān shēn hàn wǒ xià gǎng zài jiā yǒu diǎn qīng xián
[00:41.27] zài jiù yè nǐ shuō de qīng qiǎo shēn shàng quē qián
[00:43.29] dǎ diǎn xiǎo má jiàng chī diǎn má là tàng
[00:45.23] bù tòng bù yǎng shuǎi jiǎo shuǎi shǒu hùn tuō yī nián
[00:47.15] kù ér làn qǐ dòng dòng
[00:48.32] wǒ bǔ wǒ bǔ
[00:49.33] yá chǐ xī qǐ fèng fèng
[00:50.34] wǒ bǔ wǒ bǔ
[00:51.25] shèn xū wǒ chī chuàn chuàn
[00:52.36] wǒ bǔ wǒ bǔ
[00:53.27] shòu dé jiù xiàng gàn xiā ér
[00:54.48] wǒ bǔ wǒ bǔ
[00:55.49] hēi hēi hēi... nǐ nǐ wá qián dōu méi de nǐ bǔ gè chǎn chǎn
[00:59.74] hēi hā yào zhěng kuà zhěng kuà zhěng kuà yào zhěng kuà
[01:03.52] hēi hā yào zhěng kuà zhěng kuà zhěng kuà yào zhěng kuà
[01:07.26] wǒ mā shuō wǒ xiǎo de shí hòu zhǎng de fēi guāi
[01:09.63] zhǎng dà yǐ hòu mǎng chuō chuō de cāo dé fēi wāi
[01:11.55] yǒu le pó niáng yī jiǎo jiù bǎ lǎo de tī kāi
[01:13.53] huí jiā chī le mā lǎo hàn wǒ shì yīng gāi
[01:15.30] jiǔ zuì fàn bǎo wǎn dōu bù xǐ wǒ shuō bài bài
[01:17.57] chū mén méi rén lǐ wǒ
[01:18.63] huó gāi huó gāi
[01:19.39] bìng le méi rén kàn wǒ
[01:20.76] huó gāi huó gāi
[01:21.52] lǎo le méi rén guǎn wǒ
[01:22.83] huó gāi huó gāi
[01:24.79] suàn suàn lǎo bǎ wǒ zhěng dé xī làn wǒ kě yǐ gǎi sāi
[01:34.92] ya... ... Are You ready?
[01:40.24] zài shuō táng èr wá fā shì yào biàn huà
[01:41.91] yī zhuāng zhěng jié tóu fà shū de yóu guāng shuǐ huá
[01:44.18] zhǎn xīn miàn mào zǒu jìn shì chǎng
[01:46.10] zhū ér zhuàng bù pà zǎi gǎn chōng gǎn shā
[01:48.18] pó pó yào guò mǎ lù
[01:49.24] wǒ bāng wǒ bāng
[01:50.25] qì chē shàng pō xī huǒ
[01:51.36] wǒ bāng wǒ bāng
[01:52.27] péng yǒu zāo rén qī fù
[01:53.48] wǒ bāng wǒ bāng
[01:54.24] péng yǒu pó niáng shēng wá ér
[01:55.55] wǒ bāng wǒ bāng
[01:56.56] hēi... zhè zhè gè wǒ dōu bāng bú dào máng le
[02:00.76] tā men shuō de wǒ hěn shuài mèi mei dōu xiǎng ài
[02:02.73] tóu dǐng yī wō bái cài yāo shuān yī gēn hǎi dài
[02:04.75] jiù xiàng rén jiā diàn yǐng tóu de dōng fāng bù bài
[02:06.67] yī zhào jìng zi cái xiǎo de shì tāi shén èr dài
[02:08.69] wǒ yào zhuī qiú xīn cháo
[02:09.70] wǒ rè wǒ rè
[02:10.61] tóu fà rǎn chéng lǜ máo
[02:11.67] wǒ rè wǒ rè
[02:12.64] kǎ lā OK luàn háo
[02:13.90] wǒ rè wǒ rè
[02:14.71] wǔ tīng lǐ miàn shāo kǎo
[02:15.87] wǒ rè wǒ rè
[02:17.03] ō yé mǎi zhé ěr gēn gā wǒ yūn
[02:21.69] hēi hā yào zhěng kuà zhěng kuà zhěng kuà yào zhěng kuà
[02:25.58] hēi hā yào zhěng kuà zhěng kuà zhěng kuà yào zhěng kuà
[02:29.21] hùn le bàn shēng zhuǎn tóu yī kàn yǒu diǎn bēi āi
[02:31.64] gāo de bù chéng dǐ bù jiù yùn qì yòu hái shuāi
[02:33.67] gǎn tàn nán rén kǔ lèi sǐ nǐ huó gāi
[02:35.64] yìng yǒu hěn me duō de mén kǎn duī zài nǐ miàn qián
[02:37.76] chuō guō lòu wǒ shuǎ péng yǒu zāo ài qíng pāo kāi
[02:39.78] xiǎng zuò shēng yì tóu yī pán jiù bǎ gēn dǒu zāi
[02:41.70] xīn yī héng tōu qǐ zì xíng chē ná qù mài
[02:43.57] māo zhuā cí bā nán tuō zhǎo zhǎo pài chū suǒ qù dāi
[02:47.14] táng èr wá nǐ wá yòu cāo zhuàn qù le shuō!
[02:50.02] hēi hā yào zhěng kuà zhěng kuà zhěng kuà yào zhěng kuà
[02:54.24] hēi hā yào zhěng kuà zhěng kuà zhěng kuà yào zhěng kuà