| Song | Secretarial |
| Artist | A.C. Newman |
| Album | The Slow Wonder |
| 作曲 : Newman | |
| One day you blew across the water after racing through the countdown, | |
| Spewing ancient wisdom like your friend the revelation had come, | |
| And they were looking for me. | |
| I took the red-eye back to glory but the more I got the facts straight, | |
| It turns out that the story's getting shorter, | |
| And what I want to know is: will it happen to me? | |
| Can't take them out, can't take them out with baby artillery. | |
| Can't take them out, can't take them out, | |
| Lady, it's secretarial. Secretarial. | |
| We've been divided, we've decided it's a problem we can live with, | |
| Motion to defeat it is repeated, | |
| And what I want to know is: will it happen to me? | |
| So come on, let the son in, we've been gunning for promotion, | |
| Postering the slogans on the roadsigns, | |
| But I want to know when it happens to me. |
| zuò qǔ : Newman | |
| One day you blew across the water after racing through the countdown, | |
| Spewing ancient wisdom like your friend the revelation had come, | |
| And they were looking for me. | |
| I took the redeye back to glory but the more I got the facts straight, | |
| It turns out that the story' s getting shorter, | |
| And what I want to know is: will it happen to me? | |
| Can' t take them out, can' t take them out with baby artillery. | |
| Can' t take them out, can' t take them out, | |
| Lady, it' s secretarial. Secretarial. | |
| We' ve been divided, we' ve decided it' s a problem we can live with, | |
| Motion to defeat it is repeated, | |
| And what I want to know is: will it happen to me? | |
| So come on, let the son in, we' ve been gunning for promotion, | |
| Postering the slogans on the roadsigns, | |
| But I want to know when it happens to me. |