作词 : Kraynak, Putnam
HE LISTENS 
TO THE FUC
KING SMITH
S HE'S GOT 
A MUSTACHE 
HE WEARS A 
TRENCHCOAT 
HE'S GOT A 
MUSTACHE H
E WEARS BL
ACK TIGHTS 
HE WRITES 
POETRY HE 
WEARS BLAC
K LIPSTICK 
UNDER HIS 
MUSTACHE H
E'S GOT A 
ROLLERCOAS
TER HAIRCU
T HE DYES 
IT JET BLA
CK WHEN HI
S HAIR IS 
REALLY BRO
WN JUST LI
KE HIS MUS
TACHE HE W
ANTS TO BE 
ROBERT SMI
TH BUT WIT
H A MUSTAC
HE HE'S A 
FUCKING AR
T FAG HE'S 
GOT A MUST
ACHE