作词 : Morse, Putnam
[chorus:] bill scott's dumb <i>[x4] you were brought up in a nudist colony and you're also adopted too you wear those gay pink shorts and your dog shits all over the floor [chorus] you,fell down the stairs,and your dog,licked your balls you,have an awesome job,but you're,always broke your girlfriend is ugly,your mustache is gay,your dog's fucking stupid,and bill scott's dumb