作词 : Martin, Putnam
no one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norway no one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop [1st chorus:] everyone mistakes you for a jew your best friend is you <i>[x2] you have hook nose like a fucking jew your best friend is you <i>[x2] no one cares about what you wrote,you're nothing but a spic,a 5 foot joke every show you book is a fucking flop,you're a fucking midget and your broad's a wop [2nd chorus:] no one cares what your last show drew your best friend is you <i>[x2] you're about as tall as tattoo your best friend is you <i>[x2] your favorite letter's f flunk-you flunked out of school flop-every show that you do fail-every class that you take friends-not one you can make