| Song | You Are a Food Critic |
| Artist | A.C. |
| Album | I Like It When You Die |
| 作词 : Martin, Putnam | |
| your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay you're a food critic and you're fucking gay you have more hair on your face than you have on your head pretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be fucking dead [chorus:] you are a food critic <i>[x4] you're old enough-to have bought "let it be" when it was new you're bald enough-to blind a bird you fucking jew you're gay enough-to go out with liberace you're gay enough-you fucking fag i'm 22,you're 33 and you go to school with me jay weinstein is a gay bald jew with a beard |
| zuò cí : Martin, Putnam | |
| your last name' s weinstein and your first name' s jay you' re a food critic and you' re fucking gay you have more hair on your face than you have on your head pretty soon you' ll have a. i. d. s. and you' ll be fucking dead chorus: you are a food critic i x4 you' re old enoughto have bought " let it be" when it was new you' re bald enoughto blind a bird you fucking jew you' re gay enoughto go out with liberace you' re gay enoughyou fucking fag i' m 22, you' re 33 and you go to school with me jay weinstein is a gay bald jew with a beard |