作词 : Putnam
YOU CAUGHT 
YOUR WIFE 
FUCKING TH
E MAILMAN 
YOU THREW 
HER DOWN A 
FLIGHT OFF 
STAIRS YOU
R SON CAME 
HOME WITH 4 
D'S AND AN 
F YOU KICK
ED HIM IN 
THE BALLS 
AND IN THE 
FACE IF I 
WAS A COP, 
CALLED TO 
YOUR HOUSE 
I'D CONGRA
TULATE YOU 
FOR BEATIN
G YOUR SPO
USE I'D SH
AKE YOUR H
AND FOR BE
ATING YOUR 
SON IF HE 
WAS MY SON, 
I'D TAKE O
UT MY GUN 
DOMESTIC V
IOLENCE IS 
REALLY REA
LLY REALLY 
FUNNY DOME
STIC VIOLE
NCE IS REA
LLY REALLY 
REALLY FUN
NY DOMESTI
C VIOLENCE 
IS REALLY 
REALLY REA
LLY FUNNY 
DOMESTIC V
IOLENCE IS 
REALLY REA
LLY REALLY 
FUNNY YOUR 
TEENAGE DA
UGHTER CAM
E HOME PRE
GNANT FOR 
THE 3'RD O
R 4'TH TIM
E YOU PUT 
ON YOUR BO
OTS AND KI
CKED HER I
N THE STOM
ACH THEN Y
OU CAUGHT 
YOUR WIFE 
SUCKING TH
E MILKMAN'
S DICK SO 
YOU THREW 
HER DOWN T
HE STAIRS 
AGAIN IF I 
WAS A COP, 
CALLED TO 
YOUR HOUSE 
ID OFFERED 
TO SHOOT Y
OUR NO-GOO
D SPOUSE I
F I HAD TO 
DEAL WITH 
YOUR TEENA
GE SLUT I'
D GLADLY K
ICK HER IN 
THE GUT DO
MESTIC VIO
LENCE IS R
EALLY REAL
LY REALLY 
FUNNY DOME
STIC VIOLE
NCE IS REA
LLY REALLY 
REALLY FUN
NY DOMESTI
C VIOLENCE 
IS REALLY 
REALLY REA
LLY FUNNY 
DOMESTIC V
IOLENCE IS 
REALLY REA
LLY REALLY 
FUNNY