作词 : Putnam
YOU FUCKING DYKE 
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN
YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER
YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POET'S SPERM 
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
INSTEAD OF A BRIGHT POET OFFSPRING
YOU'RE STUCK WITH A DROOLING RETARD
YOU WENT BROKE PAYING FOR SPECIAL CARE 
YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
YOUR CHILD'S A FUCKTARD
I'M SORRY BUT IT'S TRUE
IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE THOUGH
HE COULD BE A JEW
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK