作词 : Martin, Putnam
I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, BECAUSE MY CRACK HOUSE GOT BUSTED
I SAW YOU, AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING WIFE WAITING FOR THE TRAIN
I COULD TELL IT WAS TRUE LOVE 
SO AS THE TRAIN PULLED IN, I PUSHED HER INTO IT
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
IT WAS ON THE ORANGE LIME, BUT THE TRACKS WHERE RED
I PUSHED THAT ******* IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER, THAT HER MUMMY WAS DEAD
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
IT WAS SO CROWDED NO ONE SAW WHO DID IT
THEN I SAW YOU CRYING LIKE A ******* *******
GOOD THING SHE NEVER GOT THE CHANCE 
TO TELL YOU SHE WAS PREGNANT AGAIN
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY