We’re always told it’s all about the taking part
Well,woo-dee-doo and well done,you
You took that sentiment to heart
You lag behind
You’ve constantly been overlapped
I raise my hat
I’m impressed that you’ve really ran with being crap
Last place hero,here we go again,here we go again
You’re perfect again
Coming last again
You can’t know again
You’re on show again
Feeling low again,acting real slow again
Last place hero,you offend again,can’t pretend again
Still regrets again
Getting your revenge again
You’re really slumming it
You’re really slumming it now
But you should know that you’re the best at being you
The pity is how *******tty is everything you ******* do
We’re all wrong and you’re the only that’s right
You’ve tried your best
You failed the test surrounded in your self-made *******te
Can’t afford your heating cos your money’s always spent
Scraping every penny cos you’re always low on rent
You’re so good at slumming it that you could be the coach
Had the winning ticket but you’ve used it for a roach
Always missing birthdays and you’re never there on time
Living like you’re 20 even though you’re past your prime
Last place,last place
Everyone should just admit you’re absolutely sma*******ng it now