Love Rant [Dialogue]

Song Love Rant [Dialogue]
Artist Nick Helm
Artist Elliot Speller-Gillott
Album Uncle: The Songs

Lyrics

[00:00.30] Do you have a girlfriend?
[00:01.15] No. You have to be in love to have a girlfriend
[00:02.64] Let me tell you about love
[00:04.32] When you're in love, it feels like you're walking on water
[00:07.33] and then you realise
[00:08.25] Oh, hang on, I'm not walking on water
[00:09.80] I'm actually drowning
[00:11.23] Then a shark bites off your foot and you go, "AH! AH! MY FOOT!"
[00:15.66] Then another shark comes along
[00:16.83] and it goes straight for your cock and balls!
[00:18.89] And you're going "Save me! Somebody, save me!"
[00:21.81] Then a seagull plucks you out of the water and you think
[00:24.71] I'm saved! I'm saved!
[00:26.31] and then he drops you on to the jagged rocks
[00:28.76] and you explode like a rotten watermelon
[00:31.20] and there's blood and guts and broken bones everywhere
[00:34.25] and you think "Well, at least it couldn't get any worse
[00:36.84] And then that is when the hyenas come along and eat you up
[00:40.29] and you know what you end up being then, Errol?
[00:42.40] Do you know what you end up being then?
[00:43.86] Just a steaming pile of hyena shit. That's love
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