作词 : Martin, Putnam
EVEN THOUG
H YOU WERE 
BLACK, YOU 
LISTENED T
O QUEEN YO
U THOUGHT 
FREDDY WAS 
THE CUTEST 
GUY YOU'VE 
EVER SEEN 
YOU WENT B
ACKSTAGE A
ND GOT FUC
KED IN THE 
ASS YOU TO
OK A HIV T
EST EASY E. 
GOT HIV FR
OM FREDDY 
MERCURY EA
SY E. GOT 
HIV FROM F
REDDY MERC
URY EASY E. 
GOT HIV FR
OM FREDDY 
MERCURY EA
SY E. GOT 
HIV FROM F
REDDY MERC
URY YOU WE
NT TO DINN
ER, FREDDY 
WORE A LEA
SH YOU ATE 
FRIED CHIC
KEN, FREDD
Y ATE QUIC
HE NOW FRE
DDY'S DEAD 
AND HE'S I
N HEAVEN A
T HIS WAKE 
YOU ATE WA
TER MELON