作词 : Martin, Putnam Your characters supposed to be 40 But you have to be at least 80 The make-up department should win an emmy For making people think your alive Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old You're the worst singer I have ever heard You're even worse than I am You should be climbing out of a grave While you sing the fucking theme song Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old You look like you just got embalmed And were shopping for a coffin Your partner looks fucking stupid Being black and wearing a cowboy hat