[00:00.511]A Cold Cold Christmas -Stephen Colbert
[00:05.356]I want a cold cold Christmas
[00:10.276]I hope it's 20below
[00:15.225]Let a winter's storm bury all that's warm
[00:20.303]In a bone chilling blanket of snow
[00:25.822]Thought you would love me forever
[00:30.662]Turns out you wanted to part
[00:35.422]Now I want a cold cold Christmas
[00:40.520]To go with your cold cold heart
[00:45.760]Oh I want a cold cold Christmas
[00:50.388]One that's bitter and barren and bleak
[00:55.767]Where the weather's fowl
[00:58.366]And the West wind's howl
[01:00.686]And the sun doesn't shine for a week
[01:05.796]You hung up my heart like a stocking
[01:11.185]Then went and stuffed it with coal
[01:15.813]Now I want a cold cold Christmas
[01:21.03]To gnaw at the depths of your soul
[01:26.471]I'll be alone this Christmas
[01:31.189]You'd think it would cut like a knife
[01:36.158]But I'm numb inside
[01:38.707]Cause a part of me's died
[01:42.06]From the frostbite you've spread on my life
[01:48.224]Darling Christmas with you
[01:50.454]I used to love it so
[01:52.393]We trade presents
[01:53.873]And kiss beneath the mistletoe
[01:56.363]I said I loved you and
[01:58.162]You said you loved me too
[02:00.372]Remember
[02:01.492]I said I loved you
[02:02.541]And you said you loved me too
[02:05.360]Those days are over now but
[02:07.718]I still want you to know
[02:09.386]Even though I'm not the one
[02:10.956]You'll be kissing beneath that mistletoe
[02:13.494]I'll be thinking of you every minute
[02:15.572]On this day of love and cheer
[02:17.869]And every minute
[02:19.179]Of every other day of the year
[02:22.588]I'm serious
[02:26.908]So cold that it pierces your body
[02:32.97]So cold that it hurts every breath
[02:36.414]In fact I wouldn't mind
[02:39.423]If you woke up to find
[02:42.562]Your new man had frozen to death
[02:47.241]So go have a cold cold Christmas
[02:52.181]A blustery landscape of pain
[02:57.11]Though I'm warm in my skin
[02:59.450]I'm still snowed in
[03:02.160]By the blizzard that fell in my brain
[03:07.610]Only a week until New Year
[03:12.799]That's when I'll make a new start
[03:17.298]But first comes a cold cold Christmas
[03:22.527]To go with your cold cold heart
[03:27.786]Your frozen
[03:30.815]Nasty
[03:33.495]Heart