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[00:05.52]Jon: Can I interest you in Hannukah?
[00:10.03]Maybe something in a Festival of Lights
[00:13.79]It's a sensible alternative to Christmas
[00:18.71]And it lasts for seven -for you - eight nights.
[00:24.98]Stephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it.
[00:28.94]Jon: Well, you could do worse.
[00:31.95]Stephen: Is it merry?
[00:34.18]Jon: It's kind of merry
[00:36.14]Stephen: Is it cheery?
[00:38.37]Jon: It's got some cheer
[00:40.72]Stephen: Is it jolly?
[00:41.91]Jon: Look, I wouldn't know from jolly.
[00:44.57]But it's not my least unfavorite time of year.
[00:49.01]Stephen: When's it start?
[00:50.07]Jon: The 25th
[00:51.46]Stephen: Of December?
[00:52.48]Jon: Kislev
[00:53.60]Stephen: When is when exactly?
[00:56.37]Jon: I will check
[00:58.25]Stephen: Are there presents?
[00:59.20]Jon: Yes, indeed 8 days of presents
[01:02.38]Which means one nice one, then a week of dreck.
[01:08.07]Stephen: Does Hanukkah commemorate events profound and holy?
[01:13.17]A king who came to save the world?
[01:16.73]Jon: No, oil that burned quite slowly
[01:23.88]Stephen: Well, it sounds fantastic!
[01:25.71]Jon: There's more
[01:29.78]Jon: We have latkes
[01:31.18]Stephen: What are they?
[01:32.38]Jon: Potato pancakes.
[01:34.63]We have dreidels
[01:35.68]Stephen: What are they?
[01:36.70]Jon: Wooden tops.
[01:38.83]We have candles
[01:39.69]Stephen: What are they?
[01:40.64]Jon: THEY ARE CANDLES!
[01:42.86]And when we light them, oh the fun it never stops.
[01:47.80]What do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try?
[01:50.80]Stephen: I'm trying see me as a Jew
[01:53.67]I'm trying even harder
[01:56.02]But I believe in Jesus Christ
[01:58.84]So it's a real non-starter
[02:04.40]Jon: I can't interest you in Hanukkah?
[02:10.28]Just a little bit?
[02:12.14]Stephen: No thanks I'll pass.
[02:14.91]I'll keep Jesus, you keep your potato pancakes.
[02:19.78]But I hope that you enjoy 'em on behalf of all of the goyim.
[02:25.60]Jon: Be sure to tell the Pontiff, my people say Good Yontif.
[02:33.12]Stephen: That's exactly what I'll do
[02:38.63]Both: Happy holidays, you
[02:44.75]Jon: too!/Stephen: Jew!
[02:48.83]Jon: Too?